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Israeled

When you come back home and someone has taken and ruined it, so you get in, start to fix the place up, and they keep attacking you for it, so you fight back and consistently win.

Jewish people returning to their native homeland, to provide a shelter for world Jews and rehabilitate the land from centuries of abuse at the hands of Roman and Arab colonialists.

When you invite your neighbors to coexist peacefully but have to defend yourself by any means necessary because neighbor continues their genocidal aggression.
Are you ok?
Yeah...I just got Israeled, but I'll be aright. I just need to practice more self-defense for the next time they try.
Why? Need help?
Yeah, I do. I'm surrounded by jihadist neighbors.
by breathyful January 28, 2024
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Palestinians cry over and over when they started the war, now they been israeled to the rubbles.
by DealTime101 January 29, 2024
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The act of defending and fighting for what was once rightfully yours and got kicked out but now you came back and fought for it now it's yours once again.
Paleshit stole Peter's land left to him by his dead father now Peter is grown and strong to fight for it and got it back from Paleshit. Paleshit got Israeled
by Koramutina January 29, 2024
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The act of defending and fighting for what was once rightfully yours and got kicked out but now you came back to fight for it and own it back once again
Paleshit stole Peter's land left to him by his dead father now Peter is grown and strong to fight for it and got it back from Paleshit. Paleshit got Israeled
by Koramutina January 29, 2024
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When the country you've been trying to destroy for 75 years keep beating you in every war you start.
Bob broke into someone's house, shot his family and kidnapped his baby.
Now Bob is getting bombed into oblivion.
Bob has been Israeled.
by SoVeryIsraeli January 31, 2024
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The act of complaining about something that is not yours, never has been and yet you lie to the world claiming it is.
I know that Aaron and his family lived on that property for ages, but I want it and no one else wants me, so I will say the property is mine. Aaron stole my property.

I have been Israeled.
by THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LAND January 31, 2024
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When someone steals something, says that they can share it, then permanently takes it.And when you try to get it back, they kill you.
"Man, you can't believe what happened to me at the restaraunt today.A random person stole my seat then hit me with a glass when I tried to get it back. "Bro, you just got israeled" "Frrr"
by Middy Giddy February 1, 2024
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