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Internet

The thing that ended my innocent childhood and led to this.
Friend: hey look at this *shows me picture on phone* do u know what this is?
Me: unfortunately yes bc the Internet ruined me.
by Batgirl2001 March 9, 2015
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internet chad

Someone who is popular online and in gaming. They usually have a high steam level, expensive skins and discord nitro. E-girls love them.
Have you seen green, he has a karambit tiger tooth, he must be an internet chad
by ExplosivePugy April 17, 2020
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internet funnyman

A state of mind. To become an internet funnyman, you must first discover your third eye. Can also be achieved via YouTube videos.
"Dude, that guy is definitely an internet funnyman"
by Alpha485 May 27, 2020
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Slow internet connection

The worst fucking thing to happen when you're already having a bad day. When pages and games stop loading well. It's our router's way of saying "fuck you".
by Walking Catfish October 17, 2016
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International Jorts Day

A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.
"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
by jorts_man March 21, 2011
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International STFU Day

January 15th is International STFU Day (Shut The Fuck Up) and is dedicated to all of those that want to tell someone to STFU. On this day you are allowed to tell anyone that deserves it to STFU without consequence. This holiday has been created by the International House Of STFU. Check them out on Facebook.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and Nubs says to me "Good Morning" so since today is International STFU Day I told him to STFU.
by NubsIHOSTFU December 16, 2012
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