intellectual thug

A new breed of thug. The "intellectual" thug if you will. This type of fellow wants to break free from the gangster-shoot em up, fuck this, fuck that, grab some bitches stereotype. He will try to impress you with his knowledge and skills in some area-usually music but sincerely emphasizes that he's not aiming to perpetuate the stereotype. The catch: he will still have the same agenda as said stereotypical thugs-get rich and famous and have the women and glamour and is sneakily trying to draw you in with a "no games, playing it real" philosophy.

You can recognize said "intellectual thug" in the first few moments of a conversation.
Scenario:
Girl walking by "intellectual thug"
IThug: "Excuse me sweetheart but I must be honest you are beautiful"
Girl: "Thanks"-continues walking
IThug: "I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be rude just trying to share some wisdom with you. I'm not all about that typical stuff. I didn't mean to offend you"
Girl: initially surprised by politeness responds "it's fine"
IThug: "Whats your name?"
Girl: "insert name"-surprised by the lack of comments about body-becomes dazed and confused and is caught
IThug: "Well if i could just have a moment of your time, i'd like you to listen to something"- and then will go into either a rant about state of life and how he will change the world or will offer a sample of music, spoken word or some other art form, will acquire phone number and continue to play intellectual until comfort level established and then the sexual innuendos will commence

by Lani November 17, 2005

internestalgic

reminiscing about how the internet or computers used to be when you were young.

I remember back when there were only 50 webpages and you had use a 2600 baud modem and we would sit up all night waiting on an animation to download on a website.
OR
My first HDD upgrade was a 3 Gb drive and I paid $400 for it.
THUS:
"Damn, Atlas, your dad was being all INTERNESTALGIC today, talking 'bout how back in the day - his 56k modem was the shit. Your old man is old."

by Dustin_Thacker February 10, 2010

intellectually inept

Person having the ability to reason and understand but makes decisions and choices not suibable to the purpose.

Person's rent is due but no matter they take 1/2 the money and get a tatoo saying the landlord won't mind. Later that afternoon they decide to buy beer and go to the beach because the landlord won't like getting half the rent. Rest of week is spent avoiding the landlord. Finally landlord catches up with the renter and has him evicted on the basis that he is intellectually inept and this pattern will likely continue.

by Jane Barb January 28, 2012

Intellectual rap

Da shit dat I write it's real dope/I'm da nigga who's real talented/this is my culture I paint pictures/Its da intellectual rap,,by unknown rapper "B-City"

Intellectual rap..Unknown MC from NY reppin Virginia"B-City da king" wit dope ass skills..

by B-City February 3, 2020

intellectual attraction

When a person may be more attracted to someone’s brain and intellect than their physical looks. The person may be average in appearance but their intelligence boosts their allure. On rare occasions it can lead to a mutual animal magnetism that may result in sex or brain sex.

He couldn’t ever say he found her physically attractive, but the intellectual attraction was strong enough to raise his curiosity about her in bed.

by DreamBiggest October 16, 2017

Intellectually Disabled

The politically correct term for "mentally retarded." It became more widespread after the word "retard", originally used to describe a person who legitimately has an abnormally low IQ, was gradually used more and more as a pejorative term for people who suffer from developmental disorders.

"My cousin has an IQ of 62. He is intellectually disabled."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 17, 2023

Thesaurus Intellectual

Someone who uses big words, often unnecessarily, in order to seem smarter than they are.

I can't stand talking to Bart about anything serious, he's such a thesaurus intellectual.

by Haunton Romilly August 24, 2018