IFag

An IFag (IFaggot) is generally anyone who uses only one brand of technology exclusively (i.e. Macintosh, Samsung, HP, Toshiba, ect.); they will generally argue their defense as being their brand is 'better' with no actual factual proof other than slogans or information obtained 'second-hand' from their fellow IFags. This shouldn't be confused with 'ICurious' users who will 'try' new brands or switch between two or more brands in order to see what they find it 'better' at the time. However, this title can be related to exclusive gamers (i.e. XBOX, PS or Nintendo), with other references such as 'gear queer' or 'techno whore'. Generally, these parties on all sides should also be avoided when making choices based on technology for personal use as most of their opinions on the matter are biased and misguided which may make others into IFag or ICurious converts.

Mark: Gee, I sure 'love' my Mac; it's soo much better than 'PC' brands <Bleh>!

Bill: really.... <rolls eyes>
Mark: What Mac is awesome and it is better cause you don't gotta' replace it every two years like

with PC's...

Bill: Dude, your such an IFag...
Mark: Whatever, you're just hatin' cause you don't got a make!
Bill: <laughs> IFaggot!

by Muttemor November 29, 2014

Infantile Pillock

A childish and stupid person.

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 20, 2016

Halls Infantry

The half a bag of Halls cough drops you stick in your pocket when you're sick and on the go.

Steve: Dude, you've got a wicked cough, you sure you wanna go to the movies?

Ed: Yeah it's cool man, I got the Halls Infantry on standby.

by SpyderNinja June 16, 2009

Infant Sorrow

Infant Sorrow is a fictional band created by Russel Brand, or Aldous Snow in the band, for the Movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshal." Also used in "Get Him to the Greek." It uses funny lyrics like "When life slips you a Jeffery, Stroke furry wall" referring to Get Him to the Greek when the main character has smoked a Jeffery and is think he has a heart attack and is told to stroke a furry wall to calm him down, which does not help.

Dude 1: Bro, you see Get Him to the Greek?!

Dude 2: Yeah dude! Awesome movie.

Dude 1: Infant Sorrow is the funniest man ever!

Dude 2: You mean Russel Brand right?

Dude 1: Yeah!

by Infiltrate Dat Ass! July 1, 2010

infactuation

a stupid way for people to spell infatuation, which is an actual word, while infactuation is the way an idiot spells infatuation

friend 1: wow! dude paris hilton is my new infactuation.
friend 2: dude yor are an idiot the word is infatuation

by bbbbbowers October 6, 2008

infaction

How Tech support scammers say "Infection"

Sir, you have an infaction in your computer

by Scam Buster April 2, 2017

infactuation

A non-existent word that, no matter how many times you smack someone upside the head trying to correct them, they refuse to believe the word is actually pronounced "infatuation". INFA-TUATION, you stupid kids. Making me waste my time trying to reach you.

Jerkoff: "I thought I loved her but I think I was just infactuated. SIGH........"

Smarter person: "...I didn't understand a word you just said. I think you mean infatuation?"

Jerkoff: "No, infactuation. You said it wrong."

by acideater1022 January 12, 2011