Impossible

it's literally impossible to hate Elisha. She's too kind for this world.

Elisha is impossible to hate. I love her so much.

by NotElisha November 18, 2019

The impossible cartwheel

When two gay dudes do cartwheels trying to high five their weiners but cant so they keep trying.

Tim and Ed try to do the impossible cartwheel but instead always smack each other in the face with their dicks.

by #mr.swordfighter May 23, 2019

impossible

its impossible for my crush to like meh back

this is the only thing that is really impossible

by meow33 November 13, 2020

Impossible

Not likely and not possible are two different things.

If you go by what is likely, you'll get discouraged to the point you start to think that things that are not impossible are impossible.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

the impossible missions force

a force of elite warriors that are unknown by anyone accross the globe that take on the toughest missions that are called impossible, but the IMF proves them possible

sgt. sandman of the impossible missions force went on a mission to atlantis to destroy the enemy

by phiosopher January 18, 2012

Masnick's Impossibility Theorem

"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.

Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.

by nmslanon January 4, 2023

Impossible Stealth

Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:

A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.

In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 8, 2023