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There was no piracy or anarchy in Somalia when the British and the Italians were in power there. Imperialism at work.

As one elderly Sudanese man asked a British journalist:
"Why did you leave us?"
Once again, we see imperialism at work. - the Sudan was better off under British rule.

India today has a parliamentary government, nominal equality under the law, a modern and Western economy, education system, and military. Barbaric practices such as having living wives thrown onto their husbands' funeral pyres are no longer practiced. All these things are benefits of imperialism
by ImperatorRex April 14, 2009
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Imperial system

An awfully effective, real-world-based system of weights and measures still used in some countries such as the US and partly in the UK - despite the almost dictatorial pronuniciamentoes of the EU 'Yurp'} that everything must be measured in some - mis-measured - micro-fraction of the Earth's semi-demi-circumference.
Revolves around measuring weight, length, distance and energy etc. in units that actually do make sense - inch - called 'un pouce' in French is the length of the first digit of your thumb; span is the span of a man's hand fingers outstretched; a foot - 'un pied' in French - is - well . . . - the length of a foot; a yard is a pace or step; acre is the area a horse will plough in a day 220yards by 22 yards; a chain - 22 yards - is the length of a cricket pitch. And so on.
Unlike the metric system which may have been taken on board by most countries and is used in - almost - all science - the brightness of nebulae is - please note - measured in crabs and millicrabs; but you knew that.

Seriously, metric works for scienfitc calculations. But - when did you last have to work out the weight of an inch of rain falling on an acre (versus a centimetre of rain on a hectare!).
Goliath was six cubits and a span; those Imperial units equate - in other Imperial units - to an improbabble nine foot eight tall.
Now, the metric equivalent is 2,95m (equally improbable, but not blindingly obvious to a lay man).
"The Imperial system relates to human beings, and the things they are familiar with," said Nichola to her pal Nic; "It can be used for recondite scientific calculations, but metric may well be better for those."
by railtracksurvivor March 17, 2009
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Imperial Guard

by Munchie January 24, 2005
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imperial beach

a place in San Diego that was nice in the 50's, but now its dangerous.
if your smart, dont go to belmont park, its scary.
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Imperial Bacon

a Star Wars themed insult aimed at the police.
"we have Imperial Bacon on our six, hit the Nos!"
by Hally13uk March 31, 2010
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imperial rooster

noun; a person who is the ring leader or the big cheese a person who peforms well in all they do
by dirtracer8080 August 20, 2012
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ImperialFistsChapter

A guy on roblox who tends to tryhard whenever in a military group (current: USM 1940's), and tends to end up quite high in rank, whether or not he wants the rank. However, he tends to piss people off by having an extremely low tolerance of idiots and that often gets him in constant fighting with Military Police or officers. Can get most jobs done, but don't always expect a quiet presence, or a fully sane person.
Man, that jerk ImperialFistsChapter is a jerk! He won't let me wear UDT only stuff!
Dude, did you see ImperialFistsChapter? He charged three snipers at once and slaughtered them!
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