I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force)

The task force agents that are only visible by tweakers. The ITF is like the DTF (Drug Task Force) in some ways, but they hold different credentials, as in, the ITF are shapeshifters and they usually go away when you eat and go to sleep. The ITF sets up surveillance through power lines, radios, outlets, microwaves, etc. Aluminum hats are only thing that can interfere with the signals. And they are unable to see you if you peek out the blinds. Also, the ITF usually are hiding out in trees or bushes outside a tweakers garage and most certainly outside their sheds.

Shhhh…be quiet yo. The I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) is here and listening to us through the vents.

by Holytweak June 29, 2024

Imaginary womanizer

The kind of guy that in his mind is a womanizer, though you never actually see him with anybody.

They brought the imaginary womanizer a blow up doll to sit with at the restaurant thinking that he wanted to know that he wasn't alone.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

imaginary bae

a crush that you want to be your bae but you are super shy so you say nothing

R) Do you see imaginary bae over there?
F) You mean Jon?

by Brianna moyer June 7, 2016

Imaginary

Imaginary is a word describing something that does'nt exist, yet is commonly spoke about.

I have an imaginary girlfriend!

by Hi my name is gary September 7, 2021

imaginary friend

a person who has no fucking friends so they use a imaginary friend to cope.

the person who has no friends: heyy how are you
there imaginary friend: hey you alright
the one guy sitting down wondering what the fuck is going on

by JellyBeanisDefoMid October 24, 2023

Imaginary Friend Effect

When a person seems invisible or unheard in group functions and only seems to be interacted with in one on one conversations.

In groups they are often ignored and their opinion is disregarded. Like a child's imaginary friend, they only seem to exist when no one else is around.

I feel like I only exist with one person. I must have the Imaginary Friend Effect.

by 420BIIIIIGBEEERTHAAAAA69 April 10, 2023

Imaginary stoner friend

A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want

1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to

2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky

1st Stoner: who rocky

2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock

1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine

2nd Stoner: sure

1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle

2nd Stoner: sup merlin

1st

by anonymous December 9, 2022