18 inches of pain

A very large penis about 1 foot 6 inches long and of varying girth. Said penis must be large enough to cause discomfort to a recipient in any act of sexual activity.

Daniel: Hey man, I gave THIS 18 inches of pain last night! She was screaming for mercy!
Duncan: I wish mine was 18 inches, all i have is this 1 incher...

by 18Inchwang June 22, 2006

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Irchester

Village in northants next to the borders of bucks and beds but may aswell be in them.

A place where the rich are richer and the poor are swept under the rug being pushed to 'that' end of the village. The young drink easily available liquor from flasks kept in their Coach bags. The old ignore such behaviors as they toke up with the neighbours.

irchester is in such a fuckin dream world.

Irchester

you live in arkwright; oh 'that' end of the village

by northantsbitch March 17, 2011

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Fourth and Inches

football term used to describe being really close to having whatever you're trying to get.

guy #1: dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

guy #2: nah, dude! I was Fourth and Inches but her drunk friend busted into the room and cock-blocked me!

by FootballObsessed September 27, 2009

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Four inches

Something that is mediocre, but there's nothing you can do about it; when a person isn't happy with something but will be polite and accept it. The word originates from the idea that a four inch penis really isn't okay, but a normal partner's response in the moment would be a polite, "oh, it's four inches? That's fine." It's the only appropriate reaction when you've already hit the point of no return in a situation and there's no un-awkward way to back out of it.

"This date I'm on is four inches, it's fine." "The hookup situation I'm in is four inches, it's fine."

by JGal May 24, 2015

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