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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
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- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

Today's Intention

Is to stay FOCUSED. Do not allow the negative ass hole thingy to ruin your day
Always remember, what happened in Urban DICKtionary stays in Urban DiCKtionary.

Enjoy your day!!!

Today's intention is all set. Happy Thursday!!!!

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 6, 2020

implementation intention

An implementation intention is a self-regulatory strategy in the form of an "if-then plan" that when used can lead to better goal attainment, as well as helping in habits and behavior modifications. It is subordinate to goal intentions as it specifies the when, where and how portions of goal-directed behavior

I used " implementation intention" to better my life and make goals for myself, instead of just sitting around hoping they will actually be achieved through time.

by tobi_lab December 13, 2019

Cold intentions

Manipulating someone to do what you want for your own selfish cause. For example, leading someone to think that you love them deeply but only wanting to use them for sex.

Jim: So y'all exclusive?

Tim: Nah, she thinks we are, but I just want to fuck.

Jim: Are you going to tell her?

Tim: Nah, it's better this way.

Jim: Aye, those are cold intentions.

by Cutiewiththehoodie June 13, 2020

intentional letters for chaos

This when someone utters words simply to start an argument. No one wants this. Well, some do and fuck them! Not literally.

Leo:"Hey honey. Does this shirt make me.

look fat"
Leah: "What?!? I won't fall for your

intentional letters for chaos.

again! And that shirt is mine!"

by von groovy July 17, 2024

Narrow Intention

(Noun) When you misjudge a gap you are trying to squeeze through and awkwardly get stuck.

Sara experienced major narrow intention today. She tried to walk behind the couch, but got stuck.

by i is for impending doom April 8, 2023

intent

A shorter more convenient form of the word: intention.

Cringe comedy is a specific genre of comedy, where the intent is to make you uncomfortable rather than make you laugh.

by doghumper3000 February 9, 2021