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Facebook Investigator

Similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. Usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. The investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.
Johnny: hey, did you facebook friend Rebecca yet, so I can know her relationship status?
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.

Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.
by bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010
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private investigator

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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Vinstigator

A so-so sprite animator who i'd probably still be friends with if he took his attitude and ego a few notches down.

I also liked his Final Fantasy day after: 2-6 when it really had something going. He also did something really bad (involving a drawn movie some "other" person made)that I will not mention here but made TheGoldCrow do some stuff out of anger.
Vinstigator makes final fantasy and Chrono Trigger sprite movies.
by TheGoldCrow January 3, 2005
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Instigating enabler(s)

When a person not only pushes one to do something, but supports it in every way. Even if it means helping them get the drugs. A reverse "friend".
Tony: Hey man, you should do some drugs.

Donny: No man.

Tony: I'll go get it for you. Come on, please man--you know you want to--It's just drugs.

Donny: No. I don't want to do drugs.

Tony: Here, I'm calling him right now.

Donny: No.

Tony: What if two hot chicks with big boobs came in and had two line cut out across their tits and said do these lines off our large breasteses, would you do it then?

Donny: Maybe... yeah, probably.

Tony: So you're saying there's a chance?

Donny: Yeah.

Tony: Okay I'm calling him, where doings some drugs.

Andy: Donny, do some fucking drugs!

Donny: Okay.

... Instigating enabler(s)
by Friends of Ridicule August 11, 2011
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Incestigator

Guy: “No!! Mister! I think my sister and brother are fucking!”
Incestigator: “Ah fuck, not again. I’m putting a bloody stop to this.”
by YTB - Yeah The Boys November 24, 2019
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Binstigator

Person(s) who are always first on the street to put their garbage/ trash/ rubbish out for pickup which instigates everyone else on the street you follow suit.
Honey, look: Tracy and Allan always have their bin out first every fucking week. Next week is your week honey, be quick, hurry! get ours out first! We can be the binstigators for once! (Tracy and Allen have yet to be dethroned- they leave it at the curb)
by Smirking Cyburking March 6, 2022
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Bit investigator

Some one who is investigating the viability of bit coins and other crypto currency's. A person with a general interest
Maitland the Bit investigator believes Cyrpto messages may be more interesting.
by RMEasshole November 5, 2013
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