ikea towel rack

To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.

after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.

by 8BitOverlord March 9, 2015

Cool as an ikea hat

ur as cool as an ikea hat
means ur like well cool

hey beth ur as cool as an ikea hat ngl

by Skin ed April 12, 2021

You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

by Cloyde December 8, 2017

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

IKEA

A funny place were you can find Blahaj

I’m going to go to IKEA to get a Blahaj

by Blahaj lover June 16, 2023

living ikea

Living ikea is when all of your furniture is from ikea.

Have you seen James new apartment, I think he is living ikea.

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX December 20, 2021

Ikea

A demon store that is impossible to leave

I'm going to die in ikea

by Ikea furniture September 19, 2020