Drunken Idol

Where everyone at the karaoke bar thinks they are the best damn singer in the world, only to realize the following day and reviewing the videos their friends take of them that they are not.

"Watched my own episode of drunken idol last night, not sure who won"

by streetrat18201 April 16, 2010

the idol cycle

What most people experience when they go on American Idol(before Paula and Simon left:

1. Enter the rehersal thinking you will actually win

2. Start singing like a dying animal and get cut off early by Simon

3. Get told you suck in a nice way by Paula

4. get called a dog by randy

5. get called absolute rubbish by simon

6. walk out swearing swearing and crying for some strange reason. you should have expected this

7. get blocked out by the little blue sign while all of america laughs at your failure and lack of talent

8. swear you will come back and/or prove the judges wrong
9. come back next year and repeat

Dave went through the idol cycle embarrassed himself

by theG6 February 24, 2011

drunk idol

When you know someone who always guarantees a good laugh for their intoxicated behavior

Goose: Dude, Rudy threw up on that guy's couch last night and in my breakfast this morning.
Phil: Okay he just got nominated as my drunk idol!

by bostonma1234 July 27, 2014

american idol

American Idol is a television show that claims to find talent and a unique singer out of a pool of contestants. In reality, the show is designed to find someone who can sing at least decently and then throws them to the record labels where their creative control is sapped away. Most of the time, winners are not successful in their careers. The show is generally aimed at young people who have the opportunity to vote for the singer they think has the most talent. Oftentimes, these people will vote for the contestant who they think is the "hottest" as opposed to someone with actual talent, thereby throwing the whole concept out the window. Over the course of the last few seasons, the show has become more about ratings than singing as indicated by showing more of the "bad" singers for the sake of audience entertainment. Contestants are also led to believe they have talent when they actually have no talent at all, making their elimination all the more devastating to them, much to the audience's delight. The show has slipped into pointless redundancy as each subsequent winner after the first season has not achieved any commercial success. Also questionable is the choice of judges. Randy Jackson has only released one album and Paula Abdul's albums have been rated by critics as mediocre at best. Simon Cowell's only appearant role is to garner some sort of response from the contestant through the use of overly harsh critisism, yet again for audience response. Rarely does he give any constructive critisism and most of the time, downrights insults the contestant ("You look the like The Incredible Hulk's wife"). All in all, a successful attempt to exploit the teenage generation by providing the "entertainment" of the contest leading up to the winner, and the promise of a new and "talented" pop singer.

An excellent example is Kelly Clarkson, the first winner of American Idol. She was carved from a talented singer on the show to a whorish, teenybopper favorite with a synthesized voice. All subsequent winners after Clarkson have not achieved any commerical success.

by Alfred_L May 3, 2006

american idol

A crappy reality show where bratty kids overbutcher songs sung by the greatest legends alive like Stevie Wonder and Diana Ross. What's even worse is that horny 11-year girls vote for the crappiest singer in the universe and support this gay ass show. The highlight of the show is when that bitch Paula slaps Simon for like the 89th time in a row. God FOX really does suck

Contestant:If youu were mah girll oh oh yah!

Randy: Yah dawg wasn't feeling it

Fuck you guy

11 year old bitch: LYK OMG THAT GUY IS SOO HAWT EVEN THO HE CAN'T SING IMMA VOTE FOR HIM A GABILLION TIMES!

american idol is coorperate shit

by DizzyLizzy April 24, 2007

American Idol

A television show that glorifies human flaws for our enjoyment

American Idol fucking sucks

by Alomar January 26, 2005

Billy Idol beatdown

One night I had a dream in which I caught Billy Idol stealing my computer. I grabbed my gel wrist rest thingy I keep in front of my keyboard and chased him outside into the street. When I caught him I beat him with the gel wrist rest thingy until he was bruised, bloody and unconscious. When I told someone about it the next day they laughed about it and I coined this phrase.

"Stop laughing at me or I'll give YOU a Billy Idol beatdown!"

by dooflotchie August 31, 2008