A program created in an attempt to control the minds of the youths(now starting in elementary school) of the future, implemented by Swiss lawn gnomes, by preventing their exposure to the outside world.
The state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five program areas ("groups") - including Language 1, Language 2, Social Sciences, Science, Math, and Art/Option. Additional elements of the program include CAS (a system used to force students out of the house once in a while), ToK (philosophy) and Extended Essay.
In an attempt to shove too much information down the throats of students, the program ends up significantly improving the core skill required to succeed in IB: Bullshit. The phrase I.B. therefore I B.S. comes from this.
The state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five program areas ("groups") - including Language 1, Language 2, Social Sciences, Science, Math, and Art/Option. Additional elements of the program include CAS (a system used to force students out of the house once in a while), ToK (philosophy) and Extended Essay.
In an attempt to shove too much information down the throats of students, the program ends up significantly improving the core skill required to succeed in IB: Bullshit. The phrase I.B. therefore I B.S. comes from this.
by weryvxg August 22, 2017
Short for International Baccalaureate, this program CORRUPTS schools, where they overload you with work and make you hate school even more. Instead of learning useful things, they throw that all out the window and make you learn stupid things like to “be proactive” or something.
by Insert handle_here October 06, 2020
IB: Ok you have to take 6 subjects and also you have to write this 4000 word essay
Student: Hey that sounds reasonable *joins*
IB: You have to take 3 HLs and 3 SLs
Student: Okayyyy, why do I have to?
IB: Yep. The SLs are hard and the HLs are fucking ridiculous
Student: Bruh what have I signed up for-
IB: You have 3 "continuous assessments" every week
Student: Will I have any free time?
IB: Also there's this thing called "TOK". You have to do some exhibition explaining this elitist shit to a bunch of parents Student: Don't we have enough work already?
IB: Also you have to write a TOK Essay one just one prompt and you get one shot. If you fuck up, you lose like 1 or 2 points off a 45 point score Student: Are you fucking serious?
IB: Speaking of essays, you have to write 3 or 4 of them which we call "IAs" and each of them is gonna take you like, 30 hours
Student: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
IB: Holistic learning
Student: Yeah! College! Future!
IB: Also CAS is mandatory and we ain't gonna give you your diploma if you don't do it
Student: *mental breakdown*
Student: Hey that sounds reasonable *joins*
IB: You have to take 3 HLs and 3 SLs
Student: Okayyyy, why do I have to?
IB: Yep. The SLs are hard and the HLs are fucking ridiculous
Student: Bruh what have I signed up for-
IB: You have 3 "continuous assessments" every week
Student: Will I have any free time?
IB: Also there's this thing called "TOK". You have to do some exhibition explaining this elitist shit to a bunch of parents Student: Don't we have enough work already?
IB: Also you have to write a TOK Essay one just one prompt and you get one shot. If you fuck up, you lose like 1 or 2 points off a 45 point score Student: Are you fucking serious?
IB: Speaking of essays, you have to write 3 or 4 of them which we call "IAs" and each of them is gonna take you like, 30 hours
Student: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
IB: Holistic learning
Student: Yeah! College! Future!
IB: Also CAS is mandatory and we ain't gonna give you your diploma if you don't do it
Student: *mental breakdown*
by ib person February 07, 2021
A.K.A. International Baccalaureate - Programming aimed at the unnaturally bright population in an attempt to overload their brains. However, a true student will respond by adapting and earning their way through.
by Whimsically Stoic Nod March 17, 2016
The main character of an RPG Maker horror game of the same name that is made by a Japanese user named “kouri”. She is a young girl who got trapped in a spooky museum after their inconsiderate parents leaves her to roam around alone.
by HoodyPisDed July 13, 2021
by Quirky Emily✌️🤪 April 15, 2021
acronym for Itchy Balls.
"dude, i got a case of the ib's, son."
"i told you not to sleep with shelia. she gave you crabs."
"damn."
"i told you not to sleep with shelia. she gave you crabs."
"damn."
by grantaclause November 18, 2007