hurt bucket

a female of inadequate attractiveness/sexiness at the bar or other social gathering.

Man, she is fine, but her girlfriend is a hurt bucket.

by buckethater May 2, 2009

hurtboy

what you call a guy when something bad/funny/unfortunate happens to him.

Guy #1: "I just tried to get that girls number, but she rejected my ass......"
Guy #2: "HURTBOYYYYYYY"

by ohwordswag August 1, 2011

Burt Hurt

What Elly is getting right now in 2020

I’m only kidding don’t get Burt hurt.

by Bmorel13 March 19, 2019

baby dont hurt me

"....no more." one of the best songs to ever be made and grace human ears.

"baby dont hurt me no more" said before getting in a car with the designated driver being hellen Keller

by sanorous October 25, 2017

grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people

a famous line said by the legendary scout of tf2 in his own meet the video

grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR June 5, 2022

hurt box

to be in a state of emotional or physical distress

man i drank way too much last night i am in the serious hurt box

by Ari Firestone January 17, 2004

Hurt like a motherfucker

When you get hurt so bad that the pain is equal to someone fucking your mother, usually used in past tense.

Guy 1:I got hit by a truck and broke my legs and right arm when I was young

Guy 2: Dam, that must have hurt like a motherfucker

by Irregulator July 5, 2011