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freshman hunter

An upperclassman, usually a male or one who is older than a freshman girl, they stalk their prey daily via facebook. These creatures usually attends parties that include several younger females. They will attempt anything and go through great lengths to get into the younger females' pants.

Also known as : cradle robbers
Leland: Yo who invited those fuckin' freshman hunters man?! They're not comin in my house..

Young drunk freshman slut: Oh my god! Is that Jake!? I loovvee him let him in!

Leland: Screw that .. I dont even know him

Jake(freshman hunter): I just kicked in the door it was locked, is that alright ? I heard there were some freshman girls up in here!
by Brendan10200 July 10, 2010
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hunny hunting

The process of scoping out hunnys and getting their number
the rules are:
• Never go alone (that’s called stalking)
• Hunny hunt at you level nothing below a 6 on the 1-10 scale of hotness (anything below a 6 is not legally considered a hunny)
• Dress good , unless at beach were no shirt is accepted every where else must dress “goodly”
• Try not to be out numbered by girls that way it is harder for them to "kick you to the curb"
• Be aware girls travel in packs
• Pick out a prime location (park, beach, mall, movies etc….)
• Help a friend get a fine hunny even if it means talking to the ugly one
• Don’t use cheesy pick up lines Ex. (did it hurt……when you fell from heaven)
• Rock, Paper Scissors settles all problems that occur during hunny hunting (best 2 out of 3) counted by 1..2..3..shoot (go on shoot)
• Hats are frowned upon except in the case where your hair is messed or you look good in a hat
• A hunny hunt is considered successful when personnel information is exchanged (phone number, screen name, or name even) a conversation most have occurred
• Do not brag about anything that is a major turnoff and will ensure failure
• Lying is bad to
• If Hunny Hunting out of a car have the car be a nice car (NO MINIVANS(unless it is a cool minivan) and have good music playing (I.E. Rob Thomas – Lonely No More)
• Always follow the “80% Rule” (this rule is so there is no major and awkward age gap) (the rule works like this take the youngest persons age and divide it by the older persons age if it comes out to be great then 80% then it is ok to continue (THERE IS NO ROUNDING OF NUMBER IF IT IS 79.9999 it is still 79 not 80)) EXAMPLE: a guy (16) sees this fly hunny (13) and he’s all like dude she’s hot then his friend is like dude I think she may be below 80% so you whip out your pocket calculator and see 13/16= 81% so your like score but then she denies you because DUDE YOU CARRY AROUND A POCKET CALCULATOR.
NO POCKET CALCULATORS KNOW YOUR LIMITS BEFORE YOU GO OUT
• Use bait (such as little sisters/brothers, dogs (puppies) anything you can think of)
Jon: dude i'm bored
Noah: me too
Jon: wanna go hunny hunting at the mall
Noah: yea sure let me comb my hair first
Jon: remeber don't bring you calculator
by chefy May 30, 2006
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Hunter Thomsen

Hunter Thomsen plays in the band We The Kings. He's 20 years old. He's from Bradenton, Flordia along with his bandmates. He plays the guitar and sings backup. His zodiac sign is Libra. And finally he's very cute.
Hunter Thomsen is a rockstar.
by WeTheKingsFan June 18, 2008
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The Dear Hunter

The Dear Hunter is the name of an excellent New England-based progressive rock/indie band.

The Dear Hunter formed when former member of The Receiving End of Sirens, Casey Crescenzo, started the project after the band split up. As a member of TREoS, he yearned for a more experimental side of music that could not be satisfied due to the more straightforward songwriting style his bandmates were accustomed to. Shortly after the release of the album "Between the Heart and the Synapse", TREoS broke up. With his experimentalist musical ambitions in mind, Casey formed a new band under the name of "The Dear Hunter". With his new project, Casey began painting a tragic story of innocence and its corruption, all throughout a series of albums released as "Acts", with six acts total.

These acts are arranged chronologically, following the events that trail the main character, nicknamed "The Dear Hunter", a wordplay that foreshadows key events in the story. Born unto a prostitute mother, the innocent Dear Hunter struggles with the bitter horrors of sobering reality, encountering the horrors of humanity as his innocence withers away. The trouble began, but it never ended.

The result is a beautiful and musically enthralling masterpiece. I would highly encourage and recommend anyone who is an avid fan of music to pick up "Act I: The Lake South, The River North" by The Dear Hunter and go from there. Such a fantastic band deserves your attention.
"I can't wait to pick up the latest Act by the Dear Hunter! I'm sure this one will be even better than the last!"
by Spoont June 18, 2009
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mike hunt

by veggieness April 1, 2005
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huntedskelly

An awesome animator with 25k followers on the website Scratch and 2k subscribers on YouTube, who mostly makes humorous animations, and is the creator of the animated series The Unfamous. He's also an artist, and a really funny person!
You should go follow huntedskelly on scratch and subscribe to his youtube channel!
by Waveii December 15, 2020
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hunter chen

hunter chen is a male fictional character from netflix original series ginny & georgia who looks like a fuccing horse
the fact that hunter chen was an option even tho ginny could have marcus from the beginning on, makes me want to kill myself.
by simpforlouispartridge April 19, 2021
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