Humpfilia

A disease that makes people hump other people with no apparent reason.

Symptoms:
1. A desire to hump anyone you know or you don't know.
2. Uncontrollably pelvis movements.
3. Hornyness.

There's no cure or treatment for this disease. Live with it.

- OMG! A person with humpfilia is humping me! What should I do?
- Just stay there dude. Flow with it.

*hump* *hump *hump*

by Holy Crap Z e r o August 22, 2009

Humayrah

A beautiful and loved girl that gets simped for by too many retards. She is honest, reliable and helpful and is always there for her friends. She's bad at choosing boyfriends and often gets hurt over them - treat her right assholes.

Humayrah is my baby.

by xTheSwan May 2, 2021

Counter-Hump

When one is getting humped unintentionally by another and then decides to turn the tables by humping back, thus freaking out the original humper.

First Dude- "SURPRISE! I'm so humping you right now!"

Second Dude- "WTF! Well how about THIS!"

First Dude- "O SHIT! I'm being counter-humped!"

by Love Syrup June 6, 2009

Crocodile Humper

An Australian person that nobody likes.

Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper

by Oorwlly January 20, 2023

Dumpster hump

The act of having sex in a dirty trash filled dumpster.

I dumpster humped Max last night, I now have chlamydia.

by SallyStealsSeaShells March 8, 2018

a hump

Loser,deadbeat,someone who can not take care of his or her self or children

My babies daddy is such a hump , he never takes care of his kids. My ex is a real hump , she buys drugs with the child support money. My kids father lives with his mother and does nothing for his kids , what a hump.

by bigworm23111 December 13, 2013

guitar humper

Noun: Typically a lead guitarist who appears to be copulating with his instrument whilst playing it.

That Ben Allison is a real guitar humper when he gets on stage.

by The Roan December 12, 2004