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human engineering problem

a case where the real challenge is to modify or control human behavior rather than design a technological solution. Sometimes used sarcastically (by techies) to imply that a problem is not due to technological deficiencies, but to the fact that humans are so poorly designed.
We know how to produce enough food to feed the world. Eliminating hunger is primarily a human engineering problem.
by Sal Theunuch December 17, 2005
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Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality

Verb; The act of having sex with a dead animal of your same gender, while it is being electricuted, in water, to the point that is catches fire.
Hey that sick bastard is into Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality, you can tell by his smell and the constant puddles he's leaving.
by Malk December 21, 2005
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human tripod

To be so massively hung that it appears like you have 3 legs. Very difficult to wear shorts in public. Every smoking hot girl wants a piece of you.
Man, I had sex with Cory last night, he was a real human tripod!
by udo August 10, 2003
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human farming

The practice, by nation states, of the parasitical exploitaion of its population.

Evolved from the slavery, subsequent feudal and Monarchical/Federal models of civilisation, human farming is practiced globally (enabled through Uniform Commercial Code in the USA and Admiralty Law in the EU) through the use of social programming. This programming is achieved through eduction systems and religion, propoganda through mass media and terror tactics (covert/overt military force). It enables the ruling class of a nation to systematically and continuously reap taxes (the produce) from the human 'herd'.

Great care is taken by the farmers to preserve the appearance of 'normality' to its livestock as those that become aware of the manipulation are often 'lost' if not succesfully rehabilitated via penal/psychiatric means. The farmers also motivates the herd to consume the products and services available on the farm to stimulate an artifical economy for the purposes of reinforcing the herds cohesion. This is done to continually maximise productivity. Due to the inherent unsustainability of the practice, human farming eventually reverts to a totalitarian sytem of slavery and the cycle begins again.
Human farming is just like life in the Matrix but it's real and it's everywhere!
by wavemachine February 18, 2016
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Human Seatbelt

The act of stopping abruptly in a car and extending your right arm across the passanger's chest just to cop a cheap feel.
Jessie: "Jeff stopped so suddenly"
Claudia: "Yeah, he totally just gave me a human seatbelt"
by phrezur_burn March 27, 2009
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human disaster

(noun) a person who despite proficiency, respectability and intelligence in many or all areas of their life manages to appear as if they have never heard of any of those things; the effect is a general combination of the hilarious, the ridiculous, the facepalm-inducing and the absolutely adorable.

Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.
Wait did he really just say that on television? Oh my god he's such a human disaster.
by detectivejane January 22, 2014
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The Human Abstract

The Human Abstract is a progressive metal/mathcore band with neo-classical elements. They are from Los Angeles, California. They are freaking awesome and have some damn good guitarists and should be considered one of the best bands in the world.
The Human Abstracts best song would be crossing the rubicon coz it has a kick arse intro and the instrumental song would be Sotto Voce
by kablah May 3, 2008
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