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Hummingbird zapper

An electronic device similar to a bug zapper which, as the name implies, is designed to reduce the local hummingbird population. It resembles a standard hummingbird feeder, but unlike a bug zapper's ultraviolet light, it has a red light to attract the birds. It also contains a 50 kilovolt power supply, connected to flower-shaped receptacles at the base. When an unsuspecting hummingbird inserts its beak into the flower searching for nectar, it bridges the contacts and the bird explodes with deadly and humorous effect.
No longer content with his usual nighttime entertainment of drinking malt liquor while watching the bug zapper, Zeke's new hummingbird zapper provides hours of daytime redneck enjoyment.
by Timotheus325 April 26, 2010
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hummingbird

your girl gave me a hummingbird and it made me smile more then her boobs do.
by bootleg/ esp/ gospel May 25, 2012
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humming bird

1. a quick, fast little bird

2. Somebody quriky and hyperish and spontaneous

3. someone or something who is fast and is hard to catch
1. I LOVE humming birds!
2. Man, she is like a humming bird these days
3. Dude, that car took off like a humming bird!
by sam olsen May 23, 2008
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humminwinger

humming while having sex, plowing a chick, doing a girl, or fuckin a babe.

(doo di da UGH da dee di AW BABY YES da da di OH OH OH)
my wife told me to humminwinger during sex because she had a fetish about it, but it somehow turned the dog on.
by KILLER B October 15, 2006
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Humming the Baseline

To relax/space out to the point that others may mistake you as intoxicated.
Guy 1: "Yo, is John killin' that dro or what?"
Guy 2: "Nah brah, he's just humming the baseline."
by Garblez February 1, 2009
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hummin' a tater

A Southern U.S. term for a blowjob.
Hummin' a tater is way better than eating one.
by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010
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Hummingbird

A chick who floats from guy to guy to guy, giving blowjobs as a teaser to feed off the attention.
The chick's a hummingbird. She swore she was the one on one type when she was blowing me. Turns out she was blowing other guys too!
by The Rootman January 3, 2010
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