houdini

when a guy has a girl in doggy style and is about to cum and pulls his penis out of the condom and puts it in her ass and cums

dude1: yo how was that girl you pick up last night
dude2: great i houdinid that chick

by random wise October 28, 2011

the houdini

its when a man is getting oral sex from a woman and as hes about to ejaculate his penis and cum dissapear in her mouth..thus "the houdini"

i got this drunk girl to give me "the houdini"...there was no clean up needed it was awesome

by joeyabcdefghijklmnop September 4, 2008

Houdinied

The act of shoving 2 fingers in the butthole and playing with it while mistaking it as a vagina.

OMG! you just houdinied that girl by mistake?

by Wouldntyouliketoknow86 September 15, 2015

houdini

when you hit a chick from the back right before you cum pull out spit on her back so she thinks you are done when she turns her head to look at you spray her in the eyes and disappear!!!...houdini

last night i pulled a houdini.she thought she saw it all untill everything went white

by kenny jimmy January 18, 2008

Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

Houdini poop

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."

by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015

self houdini

A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.

"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"

by Bulk Hogan December 21, 2017