hoof hugger

Another term for a foot job, appropriate when the giver's feet are a little hairy or the act is animal-like or extremely vigorous.

She gave me a hoof hugger so hard, I had to wrap my cock in gauze afterward. There was so much friction, I thought we were going to start a fire!

by Something Bigger June 3, 2009

Hump and Hoof

When you have sex with a girl (Hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (Hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.

"Oi mate, I pulled a girl last night in KOKO and did the ol' Hump and Hoof as soon as i was finished with her."

by JayhCz101 October 21, 2017

Dangle Hoof

A Very Old Woman Vagina

Damn!! You see the dangle hoof on that old skank??

by Ben Tolman February 18, 2010

bung hoof

bung hoof - a broken foot australian slang coming from bung meaning broken and hoof referring to the foot

"oi bung hoof how'd you break your foot"
"i was attacked by 6 black crack heads'

by kyle_johno_kohnston October 11, 2011

Bigmac on the hoof

A fat, and/or obese female. for they eat big macs, and are cows, hence fatness.

Michael: woah dude, you see that bigmac on the hoof?
Luke: yeah man, insane.

by ThaneOfDumbass October 13, 2010

Hoof Hands

'Hoof Hands' is an insult, derived from the Spiralx forums, when a popular user changed his avatar, by making the hands into "hooves." A user was quick to mock him on this, deeming him, hoof hands. It then evolved as a nickname and insult.

"Shutup guys"
"No you shutup, Hoof Hands!"

by Josh (Doom_Wake) March 24, 2005

Hoof Burger

A horrible distorted camel toe, that is hairy just like a fur burger, but more farmyard and stronger.

"ewww jamie said lauren had a hoof burger"

"maaan no way, thats discusting, does it bite?"

by joemillslol October 24, 2008