Homotextual

One who owns a phone, but will only text message. Or one who texts too much.

"Don't bother calling 'em; he's a homotextual."

by absorootly October 11, 2008

Homosexual Legos

hot pink: sexuality
red: life
orange: healing
yellow: sunlight
green: nature
turquoise: magic/art
indigo/blue: serenity/harmony
violet: spirit

Legos that our bought with the colors above

Mom bought me homosexual legos for my wedding

by bitcoin December 25, 2013

Homofectual

An instance in which two guys are having a pronounced bromance.

Guy 1: Dude, you're so cool. Are you homofectual? I'm ready to take it to that next level.
Guy 2: I'm ready.

by dsman444 March 2, 2017

homosexual forest adventure

Synonym for all male back-packing trip.

Dude A: Dammit all my friends are going backpacking this weekend
Dude B: You mean they're gonna go out in the woods and blow each other far from civilization so as not to be outed as closet homosexuals?
Dude A: Yeah, total homosexual forest adventure

by OHHHHHSNAPSON! June 25, 2010

Homolectual

Homosexual+intellectual, a smart gay person

Arturo is a Homolectual except for the smart part.

by Sealfiftysix March 15, 2010

homosexual

Someone who has a sexual attraction to members of their own sex. Contrary to alot of the definitions here, homosexuality is not a choice, and is generally considered to be biological by the majority of scientists. However, alot of ignorant people, normally religious types, ignore the evidence that homosexuality is a biological phenomenon, and consider it to be wrong. Their main reason for this is normally because an old book says so.

Even many atheists may argue that homosexuality is against nature, however it's well known that there are many animals which indulge in homosexual activites, including apes and penguins.

The rednecks beat him to death because he was a homosexual

by Monkey-Boy April 8, 2006

homosexual

1) A person that pursues romantic and/or sexual relations with the same sex.
2) Adjective for matters pertaining to acts contextual to romantic and/or sexual relations between persons of the same sex.

1) Of course she is just friends with him, he is homosexual.
2) Homosexual acts were often a part of initiatory introduction to same-sex organizations like the medieval guilds or the clergy.

by The eternal grunt May 27, 2004