The Hottest dude ever and has long hair and is 5"8 to 5"9 is faithful and should always make you laugh he has some bad jokes but will always protect you he's good at football and minecraft and is cracked at fortnite my dude and is in excellent shape
Matthew Holden Is sooooooo hot
by TrueMon December 05, 2020
by El conquistadorr May 14, 2022
What many call a real man. He’ll steal ur girl and ur man. Vote holden 2020 for pimp of the United States.
by Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/ March 30, 2020
Holden Page is the hottest person alive besides lighting McQueen. If you’re ever lucky enough to meet Sir Holden Page, suck his dick.
by Cash money 1242 November 11, 2020
When you’re with a chick of mostly Indian descent, and you finna eat her out but get that low rumble in your tummy and puke in her pussy, then EAT THAT SHIT OUT ANYWAY
Grandma: Can you take me to my chemo appointment today?
You: Excuse me? Fuck no, i’m getting fucking up on some Holden Curry with this India chick later and I will be out of the office for a minute, old hag.
You: Excuse me? Fuck no, i’m getting fucking up on some Holden Curry with this India chick later and I will be out of the office for a minute, old hag.
by The Master Chef 69 November 03, 2023
The main character in the best book to ever be written, Catcher in the Rye. He is spunky, super self-centered, overall a jerk, but he is lowkey loveable and I can kinda relate to him. I wouldn't be surprised if he was secretly everyone's comfort character after reading the book. I wanna be best friends with him.
by Coco Standley January 29, 2021
Holden Scearce is very short, kinda smart, and acts autistic even though he isn't. Has a lot of friends and tries his best too pay attention in class even when his friends are being distracting.
by furby destroyer May 11, 2022