Bloody Hindu 

When you take your tampon out and "stamp" it on someones forehead leaving a bloody red dot.

Tracy: My boyfriend is being a total jerk today

Kelly: Give him a bloody hindu and show him whos boss.

Bloody Hindu by Kellikat August 27, 2008

stinky hindu 

take a shit, don't whipe your ass, and then press your ass against somebody's forehead

I was taking a shit, didn't whipe, and afterwords i gave my bitch a stinky hindu

stinky hindu by swedish wonton May 15, 2008

ass hindu 

when a guy is behind a girl and sticks his dick in her ass, then flails his arms around, making it look (from the front) that the girl has four pairs of arms, like many Hindu deities.

Timmy gave Jane an ass hindu in a motel room. When the maid walked in, it startled her, because it looked like a naked girl with four arms.

ass hindu by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011

internet hindu 

A term coined by Sagarika Ghosh, Indian TV journalist. Right wing Hindus on internet. Most visible as twitter handle. Such users are characterized by their hate for liberals, secular Hindus, Muslims and state of Pakistan. They are fluent in the use of vituperative, abuses, etc. They often worship their mentor Subramaniam Swamy, an Indian law maker whose daughter ran away with a Muslim and in turn spews venom against Muslims.

various twitter handles internet hindu

internet hindu by Sita Maiyyaa October 4, 2012

chocolate hindu 

lewd sex service performed on the outskirts of London

- Today I'll have a chocolate hindu.
- Will it be ok if our new Asian employee does it?
- Sure, but it's important that I don't get infected.
- No worries, all sex workers are tested on an ongoing basis

chocolate hindu by DiastemaAndrzeja May 20, 2021

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shitty hindu

A combination of the Hindu Dot, the Arabian Goggles, and the Gonzo Nose. Essentially, one places their crap-laden asshole on the forehead of the sexual partner to produce a dot reminiscent of the dot's many Hindi's wear. In the process, one places the testicles over the eyes of the partner, and for good measure, places the penis over the nose so as to represent the elongated nose of Gonzo the muppet.

Tyler really wanted to show his girlfriend who was boss, so he gave her the Hindu Dot with the Arabian Goggles, and for good measure he slapped on the Gonzo Nose - now that's a Shitty Hindu!

shitty hindu by xer0negative December 28, 2007