hot hello

when a woman stands up after making love and a small drop of cum falls out of her poom poom and lands on her leg.

Sandy was about to put on her tights when a small bead of cum decided to greet her a hot hello

by don scone December 24, 2003

hellofa

N Wales; ubiquitous sentence construct
1. extremely 2. totally

"It's hellofa pissing it down outside, and I need to go and sign on, how shady is that. Bad one}"

by Joe Shoo January 8, 2005

hellopet

Hellopet is a place where smol children can shit post and rant 24/7.
Ahem. I mean, you can have great friends on there but some are just bullshit.
Have a fucking amazing username if your choice (ect, ChloeIsGay).
And some crappy pets which glitch out a lot.

Loads of little chailds pretend to be super depressed which can be hilarious sometimes.
And, the cringefest, gosh darn it, there are some THIRSTY children...

Hellopet? Oh you mean that place of shitposts and depression..?

by =_= August 15, 2017

Hello Brown Carl

Occurs when your cat is having an affair with one of your child’s stuffed animals, and says, “hello brown Carl.” Most common with morbidly overweight black cats with terminal asthma. This term is also used when your cat is doing black magic.

1: “Dude my cat had sex with that stuffed animal again!”

2: “Man was he saying, “Hello Brown Carl?”

by ToastyBlackManWithHugeWeiner April 30, 2021

helllo

When idiots try to spell "hello" without realizing that they need to proofread

helllo my friend

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

Albuquerque Hello

The act of holding a plastic bag containing ether-based starting fluid over someone's head until they become unconscious, then subsequently burying them via backhoe 8ft deep in a garbage ditch in the backyard of the house they own, with their purse.

Chuck: where did mom go, off with a lady trucker?
Stella: i don't trust dad; i think he gave her an albuquerque hello!

by Proxy Rex September 12, 2019

heylo

Hey and hello all in one!

heylo there!

by Tejal April 6, 2003