Le Wackos In Height

A bunch of weirdos who text each other during 11:30 at night. Most of their texts include confusion as they often don't know what they're doing sending each other weird stuff like how bottled water is just enslaved moisture. They have huge height differences and people often tease them for it.

Le Wackos In Height are fun to be with! Definitely weird, but fun nonetheless.

by SecondShortest September 14, 2019

Richie’s Height

Something that is lied about to justify his weight. Claims he is 5’11” but is actually 5’9”. Also claims that a dad bod isn’t fat or chubby

Ryan: “Richie yea we might be the same weight but I’m 5 inches taller than you”

Richie: “No not 5 inches, I’m 5’11”

Everyone: “No your not, Richie’s height is 5’9”

by daynamolmol March 1, 2022

average blackie height

6'1 1/2

this average blackie height is 6'1 1/2

by SoldNiggaTTV July 14, 2022

Wattpad relationship height

A wattpad relationship height is where one person is 4'11 and the other is 7ft tall buff and sounds like batman.

Gosh i wish i had a wattpad relationship height with my boyfriend!

Girl, shes the tallest u can get

U WANT A TREEEEEE

by CurlEfry135 March 4, 2024

isn't there a height requirement for Police

Obviously not looking at this mini Chad

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Todd Howard's height

A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.

Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024

rate of perceived height

How quickly you are able to diagnose the height of someone you have never met in real life.

My rate of perceived height is so ass, I thought that NFL quarterback was 5'9", turns out he's 6'2"

by ketandcoke November 2, 2025