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(adj)- a person who is heem asfk
Morgan and Chase are literally heemster, they fucked my whole extended family and my extended family’s friends.
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Marvin Heemeyer

A Colorado man born in 1951 who started a repair shop business in 1992. It went well until 2001, when the town officials decided to build a concrete plant right in front of his shop despite his protests, effectively destroying his business as a whole. After two years of trying (and failing) to get people to hear his side of the story, he was driven to rage -- and eventually, revenge.

A year later, Heemeyer took a bulldozer and began modifying it; he placed thick armor on it, rigged a couple of guns inside of it, a bit of AC so he wouldn't overheat; it eventually became known as the "Killdozer." After roughly eighteen months, his work was complete, and his plan for revenge was in full swing.

On June 4, 2004, Heemeyer got in the bulldozer and went on a rampage through town, driving through several buildings, including (but not limited to) the town hall, the mayor's house, and of course, the concrete plant that started the whole mess. Police eventually intervened -- but unfortunately, it's not easy to stop a heavily-armored bulldozer, as they soon discovered -- especially when the man in the bulldozer is trying to shoot you.

His rampage lasted for more than two hours, until his bulldozer was immobilized due to various damages. Knowing that he was completely screwed now, Heemeyer shot himself. Shortly after that, they discovered a note where he said, "I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable...Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.
The public's view of Marvin Heemeyer was...mixed, to say the least; some of his supporters argued that he didn't intend to kill anyone (and he didn't, for the record), and that what he did was a perfect example of "Paying evil unto evil."

Some of his detractors argue that he very nearly killed several people, and willfully shot at the officers who tried to stop him. "He who fights monsters must be careful, lest he himself become a monster" comes to mind.

The event was ultimately overshadowed by the death of Ronald Reagan the following day, but it still left a lasting impression on the people it affected.
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heems

No definition in general. Just a word which you put after any word to make it sound better.
Brian H. be getting that chop-heems!
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heemer

one who believes that the raunchiest girls are wick3d fine.
-dAim andrew, that kid is such a heemer.
- i know he might as well date an elaphant cuz that girl is
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by Coffey July 8, 2006
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Heemasexual

You're heemasexual
by Fraser Allonby April 26, 2004
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Heemin

This shit Heemin”
Describing something that Of great use or taste
“Ouuuu nigga dis shit heemin “
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heem0on

a very amazing girl, sent by the heavens to me, a loving, kind, funny, and a trusted friend. she’s one of a kind, she’s very beautiful and sweet, her words motivates kin a lot. kin loves this girl so much.
fakeitmoon loves heem0on a lot lot lot more than heem0on knows.
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