Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.
Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!
Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
by RAZILY September 16, 2008
A dirty hector is when you are at school and you need to shit but your teacher won’t let you so you stand on here desk and take your shit
by Secret admirer April 17, 2020
by MickeyChickey October 04, 2003
When you cum in your womans pussy then put your fingers in her cum flooded snatch and wipe them under her nose. Also called "The Armor All" treatment.
by SlickStickRick March 27, 2014
The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.
Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.
Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.
DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???
GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!
DaveP: You're sick!
GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.
GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.
GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!
DaveP: You're sick!
GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.
GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.
by SlenderJed May 30, 2017
A human male member of the Ambrosia software web boards who for some reason is named after a female parrot with a bad attitude.
by The Masked Clock April 05, 2003
by aim sn:Abhorhex November 19, 2003