Healthy balanced breakfast

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up

Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!

by anon23432 August 17, 2015

Team Real Healthy

someone who doesn't do real sick things, eats cheese, carrot flavored soft serve ice cream, celery. lettuce. someone who doesn't get rowdy and is soft

Mark was the 2007 number one recruit for team real healthy

by Real Sick April 8, 2007

healthist

1. the practice of health insurance companies denying coverage for pre-existing conditions.

2. the practice of physicians assuming that their patient who presents with a particular disease or disorder practices certain behaviors.

1. If Aetna weren't so healthist, I might be able to afford these medications.

2. Don't assume that all diabetics have terrible diets--that's healthist.

by ridgebardo September 12, 2009

healthily unhealthy

An oxymoron used to describe an amount of some edible substance. Ususally implies an overlarge amount that, though considered healthy by the consumer, is generally accepted by the masses as "unhealthy".
Can also be used to describe habits, addictions, and things of that nature.

1. Pixie read a healthily unhealthy amount of manga in the last two hours.
2. Most BobLanders have a healthily unhealthy sugar addiction.

by Pixie Stix October 29, 2005

mount healthy

Ghetto ass school where the teaches just don’t know how to teach right hella fight students fight the teachers best school in Cincinnati will beat the fuck out of any school any day ong

Mount healthy is the best school out here

by J2times88 June 24, 2019

healthy

Something cool, off the hook, like "sick"

Many, that air was healthy!

by Claire September 9, 2003

Healthing

The act of disinfecting something with a Lysol product, often used to mislead moms into buying Lysol products.

bro, are you even healthing

by rchitector June 14, 2014