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Hawkes'd

A slimy, greasy, no good, low down, white trash of a women/girl. Who will use all means of manipulation, guilt, harassment, just to make a few dollars off stuff she guilts unsuspecting people on marketplace into giving her cause of some cockamamie bologna story that usually involves her in some sort of dilemma that is 100% bullshit. There is nothing off limits to them. Usually can be found in the yard of some place welfare pays for with a small table and a chair looking heartbroken and in need of a Twinkie, in an attempt to scam the sweet citizens of their small northern town into overlooking the half a pallet mall red behind her ear and the reputation of a scumbag. BEWARE SHIRETOWNERS BEWARE
I just gave this poor girl my laptop said she need it so her son could go to school, theirs was just lost in a house fire and now she's got cancer and a yeast infection with her already lifelong Twinkie and 6 icecap a day habit, but then I looked online and I seen it for sale on marketplace, dammit I've been Hawkes'd
by Caulkwhisper December 28, 2022
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faux hawlet

That kid is rocking a pretty sweet faux hawlet.
I see faux hawlets are becoming a popular hairstyle.
by silentexuberance September 22, 2012
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mr hackle

Oh my god dood my teacher is such a mr hackle
by My favorite gummy worm April 14, 2017
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Jacob Hawksley

The one who fucking beats the shit out of people and becomes aggravated and mad very easily. He might even be a angry new animal or beast. Who really gives a shit though he kills anyone who comes in his way. Or just pushes them like his friends Zach and Gavin. He is one hell of a shithead.
Jacob Hawksley will kill.
by Hawksley, JaxKrew May 21, 2018
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got my hackles up

to become irritated, angry, or irate about a particular subject. to bristle at a disagreeable suggestion, request, or order.
That imbecile got my hackles up telling me I was wrong about who I voted for. What a frigging libtard.
by no1sandman September 4, 2017
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Hankles

Cousin to cankle but related to hands and wrists. Oversized wrists that are fat and thick just like cankle refers to the ankle.
You are so fat that your ankles are cankles.

You are even fatter you can not fit any watch on those hankles.

LOL
by Ryan Harris October 22, 2004
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Hawkeyes

The term 'Hawkeyes' is a general term refering to a large group. For the term to be relevant, every individual on the football team associated with this group, generally a college, must be a badass. The association of this word with a high school actually has no relevance whatever.
People who go to the University of Iowa are Hawkeyes.
by DonCachas July 12, 2005
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