wive_haver

wive_haver is a very sexy tiktoker that is hotter than you they post dream smp content and they are super cool

"hey! have you seen wive_haver's new tiktok?"

by gnfstits July 15, 2021

handy haversack

A handjob in which someone is jerked off through a velvet crown royal bag, a bag commonly used as a dice bag by dungeons and dragons players. The sex act its self is referencing an item from dnd called a handy haversack (basically a lesser bag of holding)

Frank: How was dnd last night?

Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!

Frank: Nice!

by Mind_Flare July 28, 2021

Ball Less Mush Haver

These are people that for some reason did something to deserve themselves getting strapped to a chair with no bottom and getting the shit beat out of thier balls until they are reduced to worthless mush. Much like what happened to James Bond in Casino Royale, except these people are nothing like James Bond, because instead of taking it like a man like Bond did, these people cry and bitch and moan like whiny little bitches.

Nick 1 "Dude did you hear what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Nick 2 "No what?"
Tony "Dude you didnt hear? He got his balls mashed while he sat in a bottomless chair and bitched and moaned like a whiny bitch!"
Nick 2 " That Ball Less Mush Haver"

by The Tenacious T-Bagger September 26, 2009

North Haverhill

A small town nessled in the middles of the woods in New Hampshire. Its beautiful if you love constant sense of de ja vu. "This looks familiar, I think I've been here before. Yep, that tree definitely looks familiar. But then, there ARE nothing but trees here."

This small town leaves little to do by way of entertainment, and typical night consists of partying in a friend's basement playing games like Asshole and King's Cup, both of which games roughly translate to "get drunk and naked."

Those are aren't showing some skin under the influence of liquor are stupified by gaming graphics that give their stoner brains a "workout".

A place of small town drama and politics combined with a teenage population with raging hormone levels (must be something in the water) leaves the casual visiter longing for escape, or at least a few keychains engraved with "how to keep an idiot busy-> turn over" on both sides to make things interesting.

North Haverhill, New Hampshire is an end all death trap. You'll never get out once you get in.

by Isabella, daughter of darkness July 23, 2009

cock haver

The stereotypical man-perv.

A walking hard on.

Ian stop being such a cock haver.

by nick575657 December 27, 2007

Back Haver

An individual that looks out for their peers well being and reputations and will defend his or her friends at the cost of being alienated by others.

Jesse was not being a back haver today when he was talking shit behind my back!

by Krizzie & Jrizzie December 30, 2010

Haverhill

A slightly vast City in Massachusetts. If you are White, please say the word “nigga” at the top of your lungs on one of the number streets

Person 1 - Bro Joe u won’t say nigga on 4th Ave Lmaooo
Joe - aight bet *drives over* NIGGAS IN MY BUTTHOLE NIGGAS IN MY BUTTHOLE
Pistol - does it’s thing
Joe - 🤯 Why did I ever move to Haverhill man

by TakeTheGabeLYT February 28, 2020