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Harold patch

My Harold patch is creepy and itchy and grosses out all the girls at the bar.
by Harold Patch February 21, 2009
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Harold Camping

Infamous con man who obtained 100m in assets from scamming anyone foolish enough to believe him by claiming the rapture was near.
Harold Camping: The world is going to end tomorrow on May 21st.

Guy: Just like you said it was gonna end in 1994?

Harold Camping: No, that was a miscalculation.

The next day...

Guy: What do you have to say now?

Harold Camping: It was a spiritual awakeness rapture the real one is in October.

Guy: You slimy bastard.
by gooblyooglydie December 26, 2011
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Harold Palmer

An intoxicating beverage made by boiling marijuana in the same manner one would normally prepare tea.
Pothead1: Hey dude, you want to make some Harold Palmer?

Pothead2: No man, i already toked to much.

Pothead1: Ok. Hey dude, we should make some Harold Palmer!

Pothead2: Great idea man! I can't believe you didn't think of that earlier!
by Higgs October 9, 2012
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Harold Gerald Jerold

a very nice and sexy man who I wanna give a kiss
I love Harold Gerald Jerold, I wanna kiss him
by gakksun crockpot April 27, 2022
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Harold Camping

Old 89-yr old dumb cunt who predicted that the world was gonna end May 21st of 2011, who had gay ass followers who suck his old ancient cock and swallowed their disappointment of the world not ending
Wow that dick thinks the world gonna end he such a Harold Camping
by Antwonfriedchicknikwa September 24, 2011
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Harold's Chicken Shack

It's that ghetto restaurant chain on the south side of Chicago that be serving everything behind bullet proof glass with either hot or mild sauce, mild sauce being some ghetto conccoction involving hot sauce, barbeque sauce and pepper.
Jamal met his shorty, Alicia, and done bought her a two wing plate with mild sauce, pepper and a grape soda at the Harold's Chicken Shack over on Cottage Grove.
by RLp May 29, 2005
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Harold Shipman

There's only one Harold Shipman,
one Harold Shipman,
Scousers gives thanks,
cos he only kills Mancs,
Walking in a Shipman Wonderland
by Monty Panesar May 15, 2006
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