5 point harness

A sexual act in which you drive in circles around an empty parking lot while your girl assumes a vertical 69 position on top of you with her legs over your shoulders, her arms around your waist, and her head in your crotch, resembling a 5 point harness used in race cars.

After me n’ Darla Jean left the bar we drove over to the Walmart parking lot and did a few laps while she 5 point harnessed me.

by swamp taco August 10, 2019

Harny

The sexual need for the drink Arnold Palmer(half lemonade and half iced tea)

Patrick is so harny right now.

by Toasty Yosty August 29, 2011

harness

A type of beard, similar to the chinstrap, except with the addition of an attaching moustache.

If Abe Lincoln added a moustache, he'd have a harness.

by McG September 12, 2005

Harnwell

A gay man with hair brushed to both sides and talks in a high pitch

Harnwell is a man with his hair brushed into two sides, a line in the middle. He is gay and talks in a high pitched voice

by Go Australia October 25, 2008

Harnois

To be mildly handsome and extremely sexual at times. He cannot be read... at all. He has no emotions. He sucks balls. Or it. Squish.

You are extremely Harnois. No joke.

by Elron McKitty February 6, 2010

safety harness

a belt or strap in an automobile, airplane, or other moving object, fastened around the midsection to keep the person safely secured, as during a sudden stop or massive wreck.

Miss KC Slinger hopped in her whip and made sure to buckle her safety harness before cruisin down 95, yes sir.

by Master P '84 January 13, 2008

jack hang harnit

Exclamation. Synonymous with "Shit!!

Jack Hang Harnit! I just stubbed my toe!

by cazort September 15, 2003