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turkish handie

When a woman forces her fist into a man rectum while sucking his cock and playing with his balls.
I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.
by show time January 13, 2015
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Lampshade Hanging

To purposely mention and point out a distracting cliche in your work, and then to move on like nothing happened. Used to have the audience of your work be less likely to murder you for using the cliche.
"Writer: 'The world was overrun by vampire robot zombies, what else would it be? Anyways the vampire robot zombies were defeated by a guy with a whole bunch of guns, silver bullets too. And a garlic flavored wooden stake Electromagnetic Pulse antivirus firing machine. Seriously that made it so easy. Anyways yeah there were a bunch of explosions. Fuck yeah!'

Reader: What a Lampshade Hanging sunufabitch. It's funny because he pointed it out."
by Tekwerk September 6, 2010
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Hanging Crumpet

When your junk is hanging out of your pants; when a man's genitalia is exposed
"I watched TV with Johnny for 20 minutes before I realized he was hanging crumpet. Disgusting."
by bakedlays5447 July 12, 2009
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how's it hangin'

How's it hangin' is a very informal way to say hello to your fellow. What is actually hanging, is evident from the following example.
- Hi, Mike, how's it hangin'?
- A little bit to the left.
by KAO1 November 13, 2005
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Pittsburgh Handiwipe

After anal sex, the male wipes the feces off his penis with his hands. Then uses the hair of the person he just had sex with to clean his hands.
"Bro, did your girl get dread extensions?" "No, I used her as a Pittsburgh Handiwipe."
by illyjoel September 2, 2012
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Handiback

When you hop on back of a person's wheel chair for a ride.
Mike gave me a handiback down the ramp. No homo.
by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010
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hanging out

to socialize with your friends, whether it is of your choosing or not; most of the time the term is uesd to refer to a type of fun.
me n chip were hanging out.
by howdoithinkofthisstuff? March 29, 2005
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