Paul Haney

He is an ass hole if u r a girl watch him because he is watching u he has been caught watching porn in class like 4 times in all just stay away

I can’t believe I have horny Haney for com arts Paul Haney is a dick

by Ding dong wing Wong November 1, 2019

hanker sore

Adj. finding a person so attractive it actually kinda pisses you off.

Oh Jennifer, you hanker sore. He’s not that cute

by Jubble October 26, 2017

Hinkey

As defined by Cosmo or Sykes (Joe Pantoliano and Daniel Roebuck respectively) in the 1993 movie "The Fugitive". In a conversation in the Federal building, Cosmo, Sykes and Sam Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones), the situation with Dr. Richard Kimble (Harrison Ford) is described as Hinkey, meaning that it is strange or unusual. Gerard exclaims that he does not know what that means and doesn't want them using words around him that he does not understand. Hence, if something, or someone is hinkey, it is strange and/or unusual.

Seeing the sun shine while it is pouring down rain is hinkey.


He was acting hinkey, I think he's on something.

Don't get hinkey with me, mister!

Doesn't that seem a bit hinkey?

by Jeffery Stone October 20, 2004

honkey tonk

Redneck country slang for a dive bar. Ussually has saw dust on the floor, rebel flags, and big pickup trucks out front.

I was drinkin and dancin at the honkey tonk last night.

by Voneville September 14, 2005

Hanley Ramirez

One of Major League Baseball's best offensive players. Currently a shortstop for the Florida Marlins, Ramirez was the 2006 NL Rookie of the Year and owns the National League's top batting average midway through the 2009 season.

Ramirez has the ability to both hit for power and play effective smallball. Hanley's defense has also improved greatly, and his solid play at shortstop has complimented his reputation as one of baseball's most feared hitters.

Wow, Hanley Ramirez is pretty much automatic with runners in scoring position...

by ElBarto45 August 11, 2009

Honkeybonics

The language spoken by white kids who have convinced themselves they are black.

Brian's honkeybonics got his ass beat at the Lil Jon show.

by Jason Dmc December 16, 2008

Handjob Haney

To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.

"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."

by Doomious April 5, 2009