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Hanuchristmakwanzakah

A combination of Hannukah, Christmas, and Kwanzaa used to refer to the time between Thanksgiving and New Years.
David: Hey, happy Hanuchristmakwanzakah!
Random Girl: What did you just say to me?
by David Altena January 3, 2008
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handful-of-jacks

1. When a male strokes his penis up and down, slow at first but soon speeds up until he shoots his load. Normally onto a stroke book

2. A male getting himself off with his own hand

3. To jack-off, jerk-off or beat your meat.
1. While looking at my favorite jerk-off magazine, I played five card draw with handful-of-jacks.

2. I played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks all over my keyboard again.

3. After getting cock blocked at the bar by Mr. Jock, I once again went home and played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks.
by Mister jack Fister January 6, 2009
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Jewish-Christian Hanukkah

Jewish Christians are basically Jewish people, who eat kosher, and celebrate the feasts of Leviticus 23, as well as Purim (book of Esther), and Hanukkah (books of Maccabees), but also believe that Jesus was indeed the JEWISH Messiah.
Most regular Jews and Christians are unaware that Jesus declared Himself to be the Messiah in JOHN Chapter 10 (22-39) at the Temple on Hanukkah. The books of MACCABEES (found in the CATHOLIC Bible) and JOHN Chapter 10 are read by Jewish Christians during Jewish-Christian Hanukkah.
by Shlomoh Geffen December 27, 2006
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Hangunder

The funny feeling you get when you wake up after a night of not drinking and you're not hungover like usual.
"Yeah, I didn't go party last night, I woke up this morning with a wicked hangunder"
by Jordan May 18, 2004
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hanfic

Short for Hanson fiction. Long or short stories written about the band Hanson.

Started in 1997 when Hanson became popular. First couple of years the stories were similar, founded on the authors personal day dreams about the band. The quality of these stories was rather poor. Basic plot: Hanson moves in next door to a girl, Zac/Taylor/Isaac and girl fall inlove.

The quality of these stories has improved greatly over the years, some have even been published as books.
Tulsa 74132, Bed Of Lies, Zac says Tay still wets his bed, Devil/Angel, The Quiet One, Catapult, Beautiful Disaster, Stay are all hanfics.
by Judith Major April 30, 2006
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Hangul

a magazine produced in Korea by a group of comfort women working together. It has articles on sexual subjects as well as stories by comfort women and information on subjects of interest to comfort women, especially sexually transmitted disease (STD)s and cosmetic surgery.
The Hangul comes out once a month.
by Abajian September 6, 2005
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hanul

Someone who believes that he is a ladies man. Attempts to fish for the ladies but only catches the ugly ones. Also must be carried throughout his life, whether it's from a hike or a game of League of Legends.
That man is a real Hanul
by CheesecakeFiddlr February 20, 2015
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