When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.
I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020

by mrcool35 September 24, 2013

To deficate in your own hand and then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum
by WrestlingMom April 27, 2017

Last night Matt was so drunk and unconcious that I used his hand to give me a Handy Randy; I came on his face for added effect.
by BertMcMatterton November 26, 2010

It is German for "my phone/mobile/cellphone", and is use infamously by Stephen Fry in an episode of QI, whereby he groped himself while stating "MEIN HANDY!" in a Germanic accent.
by Em Ken January 11, 2009

The act of ones mate giving them a hand job, but right before ejaculation, turns it right back at the ejaculator
by The smarbist April 7, 2012

by Matt_28 October 26, 2006
