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Handy Trapped

When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.
I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
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handy king

A person who always tries to get laid but always ends up just getting a hand job from the girl.
Thomas, you are the handy king.
by mrcool35 September 24, 2013
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chocolate handy

To deficate in your own hand and then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum
I gave my boyfriend a chocolate handy tonight.
by WrestlingMom April 27, 2017
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Handy Randy

The art of using a drunken, unconscious friends hand to jack yourself off until completion.
Last night Matt was so drunk and unconcious that I used his hand to give me a Handy Randy; I came on his face for added effect.
by BertMcMatterton November 26, 2010
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[Mein] [Handy]

It is German for "my phone/mobile/cellphone", and is use infamously by Stephen Fry in an episode of QI, whereby he groped himself while stating "MEIN HANDY!" in a Germanic accent.
"MEIN HANDY!"
"Ver ist mein Handy?"
"Oh, mein Handy"
by Em Ken January 11, 2009
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Handy Mandy

The act of ones mate giving them a hand job, but right before ejaculation, turns it right back at the ejaculator
Man it was going great with this chic until she got scared and pulled a handy Mandy!
by The smarbist April 7, 2012
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dry handy

Friend: How'd it go last night?
Reply: Man, all I got was a dry handy.
by Matt_28 October 26, 2006
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