Door Handling

Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.

Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...

by Motherfucker993 February 11, 2014

Happy Handle

A long ponytail on a women's head great for pulling when having sex.

Jeff: Man do you see Brooks happy handle.

Sam: Yeah someone's pulling that tonight.

(guys high five each other )

by The_Leoboy July 29, 2016

bitch handle

man bun

She marched him in by his "bitch handle"

by saveusall July 2, 2018

Handle Gripper

A derogatory term for a homosexual man; relating to, gripping/holding a penis.

-Did you hear that Michael is a handle gripper?
-Shut the fuck up, you handle grippin- lookin ass, motha fucka

-My Mom said I can’t stay the night at Kyle’s; she thinks he’s a handle gripper.

by An popsicle October 3, 2018

Turning the handle

When you turn the shower handle to hot or cold even a millimeter it will be either freezing or scolding hot

Jack: *taking a shower* Ahh!
Nathan: What’s he screaming about
Jim: he is probably turning the handle

by Evantaker January 7, 2020

Brown Handle

The smearing of shit on somebodys door handle

Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.

by MJ2445 July 8, 2011

Necron’s Handle

The most expensive stick in hypixel skyblock. Taken from the wither lord Necron, everyone wants his stick.

“OMG guys i got a Necron’s Handle at 103 runs!!!”

“Bro you are so rng carried.”

by blorpdorpdingledorp October 11, 2022