-Did you hear that Michael is a handle gripper?
-Shut the fuck up, you handle grippin- lookin ass, motha fucka
-My Mom said I can’t stay the night at Kyle’s; she thinks he’s a handle gripper.
-Shut the fuck up, you handle grippin- lookin ass, motha fucka
-My Mom said I can’t stay the night at Kyle’s; she thinks he’s a handle gripper.
by An popsicle October 03, 2018
Maaaaan I Kelsey Handled you last night!!!
by TGODAllDay May 05, 2011
The most expensive stick in hypixel skyblock. Taken from the wither lord Necron, everyone wants his stick.
by blorpdorpdingledorp October 11, 2022
When you turn the shower handle to hot or cold even a millimeter it will be either freezing or scolding hot
Jack: *taking a shower* Ahh!
Nathan: What’s he screaming about
Jim: he is probably turning the handle
Nathan: What’s he screaming about
Jim: he is probably turning the handle
by Evantaker January 08, 2020
Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.
Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...
by Motherfucker993 February 11, 2014
Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.
by MJ2445 July 08, 2011