by Austin March 6, 2004
Get the Handle Business mug."Handle goo" is the layer of germs and who knows what on anything the public touches. For example a door handle, an escalator handle, the rail or handle on a stairway.
Leaving the bathroom Jill had no choice but to use the door handle and get her hands covered in handle goo.
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A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.
by drummer0 August 5, 2014
Get the handle bender mug.When you insert 4 fingers into the pussy and your thumb into the woman’s asshole and grab the wad of meat whilst then rapidly shaking it.
by Hoelster December 4, 2017
Get the handle baring mug.To be able to sip, but still function, to be able to function as a being, even if sloshed. Dont drink and drive.
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Get the handle your handle mug.The kind of person so desperate to steal your handle that they would pick the pie fucker just to get their piece of the pie first.
The handle snatcher would try to snatch up any handle from anyone before they could have it as their handle, thus making every handle a copy of another handle if the handle snatcher couldn't just hijack the original handle and make posts after the handle had already been taken (via hacking or whichever route they take to do it).
by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022
Get the Handle snatcher mug."He has a handle kink, he told me he could cut my asscheeks off and sew them onto my back and use em as handles when he's fucking my deformed ass."
"Im going to cut your hair off and glue half of it on each side of your back and use em as handles while i fuck you in the ass"
"Im going to cut your hair off and glue half of it on each side of your back and use em as handles while i fuck you in the ass"
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