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Home to many thousands of absolute roasts and chin chewing pubes with chocolate stains on many chins and located in the smack bang middle of what is most commonly known as a more populated Chernobyl. Wouldn’t bring your kids here in the unfortunate case of a severe bumming or them mistaking cake icing for crystal
Hamilton is a slightly worse version of trying to locate a brothol in Buckingham Palace
Hamilton by Andy Pipkin67 February 18, 2026

Hamilton Hello

When you walk into a public bathroom and there is a stacked pile of human excrement accompanied by a pair of abandoned pants. Popularized by visitors of Hamilton, Ontario.
Dude, I left her a Hamilton Hello. I had to leave my favourite pair of jeans behind but it was so worth it.
Hamilton Hello by HiImDarryl December 22, 2016

Hamilton Special

A Hamilton Special is a bundle of drunkenness usually reserved for high school and college-aged people who are blacking out on a budget. It consists of two Four Lokos of any flavor, one 32-oz. Bud Light Bottle (no 40's in FL), and one Black and Mild (preferably wood-tip and Wine flavored) to be smoked as a closing ceremony. The Hamilton Special derives its name from its price, as a $10 bill will have you Hamilton'd and ready to go in most areas.
Bro 1: "Bro, Zach threw up on my car and fucked my girlfriend!"

Bro 2: "Deal with it tomorrow, he's already a Hamilton Special deep"
Hamilton Special by Big M0e June 18, 2011

hamilton rider 

Someone who does not partake in an aforementioned activity or task.
Chris: Is John coming to the movies with us?
Mike: Nah he's being a hamilton rider

I was gonna study tonight but I think I'm gonna pull a hamilton rider.

Hamilton Obsessiveness Disorder

(aka H.O.D.) A disorder that is related to the famous broadway musical, "Hamilton". People suffering through this disorder tend to both consciously and unconsciously sing certain songs or excerpts from songs from this musical. Some symptoms include continuing sentences or answering questions in the same way as some Hamilton songs go, singing Hamilton non-stop, and nonstop talking about this broadway show. If you experience these symptoms, it is recommended that you see a doctor ASAP.
I feel so sorry for her, she has the Hamilton Obsessiveness Disorder.

Hamilton High School

A school in Sussex, WI know for the insane amount of gun threats and drug users. Other than that, Hamilton is a very cool school.
Dude 1: Hey man, im transferring to Hamilton High School.

Dude 2:good luck man, if i were you i would tell my mom I love her before everyday of school
Hamilton High School by Chesterisgay November 16, 2021