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Halloween

"Halloween" is an Autumn holiday original derived from a Pagan holiday contemporarily named "All Hallow's Eve." It's more traditional name is Balls Hollow Eve and is based on the practice in which on October 31st Men would carve glory holes into pumpkins and jack off into them; making their balls hollow. This practice was believed to help un-wanted pregnancies which would lead to unwanted births in late July and August. Balls Hollow Eve was practiced to help stagnant and decline infant mortality as July and August were two of the hottest months of the year. Women would typical carry their newborns with them as they plowed fields in the heat; which was often untenable for the infants.

Overtime Men began carving faces into the pumpkins as a form of archaic porn to help hollow their balls faster and do, what they believed, was their part in stopping infant mortality. The faces encouraged the men to Jack off more in these pumpkins that eventually became known as Jack Off Lanterns or Jack O Lanterns.
Did you see the size of my Jack O Lantern for Halloween this year?
by DylanRivera October 5, 2022
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Halloween

a holiday that consists of spooky things
Ily Halloween
by $Unkown$ October 27, 2016
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Halloweenized

Word used by @KreekCraft in one of his piggy sneak peak videos he said " Is that a word Halloweenzied? i'm making it a word" this is used to describe something but a special Halloween version....for you have been Halloweenzied
"Hey I like this character but I'd like to see it Halloweenized"
by Potato Miamo October 6, 2020
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Halloween

The one thing that keeps me from killing myself
I cant wait for Halloween!
by L.A.B Loaibries October 13, 2019
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halloween

A national holiday, maybe??

Possibly,
1. Halloween is A literal holiday.

2. your mom
Halloween was fun.
"Your mom was fun."
by Nevadas October 24, 2022
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halloween

Amplified holiday where kids and guys who are dirty minded get into freaky costumes, definitely not recommended,
they also wear dirty minded anime costumes. they should get a life
Person 1: Hey u want to go to Starbucks on Halloween
Person 2: no.
by Nevadas October 3, 2022
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Halloween

The time of the year when most girls dress in something slutty and guys have halloween parties to invite those girls to their houses.
Hailey: Are you going to invite me to your halloween party?
Justin: whats your costume gonna be?
Hailey : I'm gonna be a sexy cop.
Justin: the party starts at 7pm.
by k_d.c2020 November 14, 2017
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