had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 9, 2021

had a jacket

Prior criminal conviction

They arrested me for a crime I didn’t commit because I had a jacket.

by Lucky7373 June 4, 2021

Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.

Paul claims he “had better things to do” but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.

by WolfgangMozart June 5, 2021

HAD AT

Somebody sending a practical joke to me and not meaning it.

It's hard right now PENELOPENIS as they saw you dripping nervously ANAL ALAN PEDOPHILE but it was not so much the horse racing he mentioned for me to do with CIPHER but the RUSE was there I have not got my OOOH yet as he said he had the room but I HAD AT looking for the HIM HOMOSEXUAL that would say "YOUR IN"!!!!

by NEE TRANSEXUALITY July 20, 2021

Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

by Dcstrutter October 18, 2021

Had to bed

Reyno go to bed you are out of your depth and no one wants to listen to your thoughts on nfl fantasy

Reyno had to bed son

by Alberto William November 11, 2021

had to eat nutella

Actually means had to jerk off to little kids

"Back. Had to eat nutella."

by sunline January 5, 2022