A person who constantly seeks treatment at an emergency room for conditions that require a lot of testing, but there is never anything wrong.
Nurse: What did you place in bed 12? Other nurse: Just a hospital hound, they were here last week with the same complaint.
by Dick Sledge August 21, 2017

A curious building, full of weak and vulnerable creatures such as Ben Pease. Those who enter are often found in the garbage out the back. Treatment usually stretches across a couple of months when illegal working numbers are low. Poole Hospital isn't a place for the faint hearted, nor' the British.
I just got caught up in a brawl, in the Poole hospital reception. A one armed kid just knicked the last free magazine .
by YungBoiOfAtlanta December 10, 2018

The urethra of a male patient used to smuggle drugs ( especially weed) into the hospital, when the prison wallet is unavailable due to potential suppositories.
Patient 1: How did you manage to get that joint into the hospital?
Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.
Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.
by Silver_Neon January 16, 2020

Guy: *walks into the anti-hospital*
The doctors and nurses: *beat him to a pulp*
Anti-doctor: okay here's $2,000
The doctors and nurses: *beat him to a pulp*
Anti-doctor: okay here's $2,000
by pingpong89 November 6, 2022

One of the Largest hospitals in nj and quite possibly the world.
It's always being expanded and the traffic around the building is abhorrentally bad.
It's always being expanded and the traffic around the building is abhorrentally bad.
by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

to invite one into your home, learn all you can about that person, then try your hardest to destroy that person because you're so unhappy with yourself and your own life that it's all you can do to make yourself momentarily happy.
Woman: You should come over to our house after service for some good old fashioned southern hospitality!
Young couple: We'd love to!
Woman later: She had a child out of wedlock and he's Asian! Tisk tisk, what has this town come to...
Young couple: We'd love to!
Woman later: She had a child out of wedlock and he's Asian! Tisk tisk, what has this town come to...
by anonymous987357 December 6, 2011

Foundation Hospitals are hospitals that are run by charitable trusts. Doctors in these hospitals enjoy excellent pay and working conditions, usually not having to work lengthy hours as much of their work is carried out by volunteers.
The hospitals treat not only human patients, but animals also, and the King Cardiff IV foundation hospital in Wales is known for pioneering work in allowing former Welsh miners to carry out brain surgery on horses. The foundation hospital in Bath, England is well known for its exceptional treatment of patients, who have access to an extensive collection of magazines and television channels, with particular favourites of the patients being monkey porn.
The hospitals treat not only human patients, but animals also, and the King Cardiff IV foundation hospital in Wales is known for pioneering work in allowing former Welsh miners to carry out brain surgery on horses. The foundation hospital in Bath, England is well known for its exceptional treatment of patients, who have access to an extensive collection of magazines and television channels, with particular favourites of the patients being monkey porn.
by kodiac1 July 3, 2006
