Hooters girl

Scrawny sluts that are like cheerleaders, but unlike cheerleaders at least they are nice enough to smile when they bring me my food. They got bodies made of plastic.

The Hooters Girl might as well be called a "Barbie Doll" all that fake jelly she's totin'...

by nikkan_hanil December 14, 2003

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greasy hooters

When a girl lays on her back and lubes up her breasts and a man slides his penis between them for pleasure. When the female holds her breasts closer together it becomes more pleasurable. The stuffed greasy hooter is when the female opens her mouth and sucks the penis as it rubs between her breasts.

That new chick you are banging its fat dude!

I know, but her tits are huge, so I'm hoping she'll give me some greasy hooters.

by shelb87 January 02, 2009

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heavily hootered

An adjective describing God's gracious gift of an exceptionally large bosom.

John: Five o'clock my man! Check out the biknockulars on that one!
Rick: By George is that woman is heavily hootered. I mean cannons, people! Big ol' boobies!

by dawg32123212345 August 04, 2008

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purple hooter

A concoction made of purple gatorade and some unknown substance, which may be anything except GHB.

"She thought that the drink was just purple hooter, but then she ended up fishing out in a G-hole"

by SONOFNIP August 01, 2006

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paratrooper hooters

A pair of breasts that have been effected by gravity for so long and to such an extent that when not covered by a bra they resemble an unopened parachute. If they look long and fleshy with many wrinkles/stretch marks and downward facing nipples, you are seeing some paratrooper hooters.

An easy visual are the army men toys with plastic parachutes. You would throw the army men in the air and it the parachute would never properly deploy, they would just drop quickly to the ground with a thud. The failed parachute resembles the sagging breasts of paratrooper hooter endowed women.

I walked in on my grandma changing her bra. She had paratrooper hooters. I thought army men were being deployed into her belly button.

by Kaznasty July 17, 2009

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