In Hisokaism we praise the lord HISOKA MORROW. 🛐 it’s basically a religion with minors that only can feel one thing…. Being horny. Yes. That’s it.
by Ilovebungeegum May 09, 2021
Hisokaism is the beliefs of our lord and savior hisoka morrow.
So here are sins and prayers.
Sins
Finding another hot
You must only find hisoka attractive. Finding another attractive is a sin in hisokaism and can be forgiven for if you stop that phase, once you do you can pray to him that you have found another attractive.
Not believing in illumi
You must believe in both illumi and hisoka. Illumi is hisokas loved husband. In hisokaism, you must believe hisoka and illumi are the best married couple in anime. You must say they are husbands that are amazing for each other and mean it.
Not believing your good enough
I’ve believed I’m not good enough many times, even today..but it’s forgivable if you pray you are as good as hisoka.
Praying
Everyday you must say “bungee gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum, join hisokaism.” in comment sections and even at school, we spread the word.
So here are sins and prayers.
Sins
Finding another hot
You must only find hisoka attractive. Finding another attractive is a sin in hisokaism and can be forgiven for if you stop that phase, once you do you can pray to him that you have found another attractive.
Not believing in illumi
You must believe in both illumi and hisoka. Illumi is hisokas loved husband. In hisokaism, you must believe hisoka and illumi are the best married couple in anime. You must say they are husbands that are amazing for each other and mean it.
Not believing your good enough
I’ve believed I’m not good enough many times, even today..but it’s forgivable if you pray you are as good as hisoka.
Praying
Everyday you must say “bungee gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum, join hisokaism.” in comment sections and even at school, we spread the word.
by Hisokaism August 17, 2021
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
Hisoka morrow is an odd human being.
Hisoka morrow is a clown in the hxh universe he is mostly known for being down bad for gon.
Hisoka morrow is a clown in the hxh universe he is mostly known for being down bad for gon.
by “恐怖❓“ January 05, 2023
"cheating on hisoka" means that you are in a relationship with a man named hisoka, but you love genocide jack more than him so you simply cheat on hisoka.
killua: "did you see that girl komaru? she was with that girl genocide jack."
tsumugi: "yea... she was cheating on hisoka.'
tsumugi: "yea... she was cheating on hisoka.'
by I am a member of dice😃🎲 May 19, 2021
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