Hiberdate

Verb. To take a break from dating altogether for an extended period of time (i.e. seasonally)

1. Did I tell you about this hot chick at work I want you to meet? You should totally ask her out.

Dude, I'm flat broke. I gotta hiberdate this winter, so don't be tempting me some hot chick from work, ok?

2. Did I tell you about this hot guy at work I want you to meet? You should totally go out with him.

I'm so over it right now. I have to hiberdate this winter and think about what I'm really looking for in a guy. But if he's still single in the spring, let me know.

by Golda Stewart December 3, 2010

hyberdate

To settle down during the winter months and date someone until the weather warms.

John and Megan hyberdated for four months but broke up as soon as spring hit.

by JohnMoor November 3, 2006

Hibernation

When someone keeps a significant other throughout the winter only to dump them once spring arrives to be single for the summer months, they are said to be in hibernation.

Usually occurs when a guy dislikes the weather conditions in winter and refuses to go to the bar to look for girls.

Jay: So my winter girlfriend has been really bitchy lately, I may have to dump her earlier than usual.

Neal: You're winter girlfriend? You're just going to drop her once its over?

Jay: Yeah man, I'm in hibernation. Its too shitty to go out to the bar every night in this snow.

by Jegster July 14, 2010

hibernation

When a man approaches a sleeping woman, and places his penis in her open mouth, subsequently falling asleep on top of her face.

Last night, after Judy fell asleep, I couldnt resist committing the hibernation. I packed that baby in for the winter months to come.

by Ralen April 10, 2005

Hiberbate

Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are masturbating for extended periods of time.

Jeff never wants to come out with us, because all he does is hiberbate!

by SurfyMender4 December 2, 2010

hibergnation

When you lie down to take a nap and when you wake up an entire season has passed.

"Wow! Ken slept so long that he missed an entire semester!" "Yeah, he was in hibergnation."

by tbergman March 20, 2010

the hibernation technique

when a young man places his nutta butta balls inside a nice inviting rectum, creating a warm environment for them during the winter. very similar to a squirrel hiding his nutts for the winter as well.

Gosh peter, its gonna be way too cold this winter for my nutts. Do you mind if i keep them warm in your rectum?

Good Lord! I think that damn squirrel just hid his nutts in my ass! Wait a minute...oh its just you Bob.

by justin capps February 29, 2004