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Headbutting his jocks

When a massive big Grogan is knocking on the back door, It's headbutting your jocks.
Bill ran in urgency to the rest room after 24 chicken nuggets and 3 red bulls for breakfast. He was on a tight line if he could make it or not after his tummy got full of all that junk.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.

Trampoline headbutt 

What somebody under 5 foot does to somebody.
The guy/girl had to trampoline headbutt that dude.

Trampoline headbutt 

What somebody under 5 foot does to somebody.

Australian Headbutt 

The Australian headbutt is the act of smacking a man in the testicles with another pair of testicles. This act is a descendant of the Egyptian Sand Goggles.
Dude Jake fell asleep on the couch, lets tuck up and give him an australian headbutt!
Australian Headbutt by Ripn888 October 3, 2021

Strood Headbutt 

Strood Headbutt

A headbutt that is admistered by a resident or Strood ( For those trying to be Posh that's West Rochester)

Normally used when patience are thinner than a Brazilians G-String

Or when all other methods of communicating with Fucktards have been exhausted

The strood Head butt is normally accompanied by the sound DoooOOOOooossshhhhHH
Chris was starting to Piss me off so I gave him a strood Headbutt
Strood Headbutt by 317beers September 26, 2023

i'm gonna headbutt ya 

what a hyperactive teen says whilst running around
scout:i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya
medic:*diagnoses with adhd*
i'm gonna headbutt ya by raybeez February 14, 2022