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Tegan’s Hairline

This is a holy and unstoppable singularity of power. Even simply getting a glance of it will give you a understanding of the universe and it’s purpose.
White guy: I have searched for so long, I conclude Tegan’s Hairline can only be found by the chosen one
by TheLordOfAllHairline April 18, 2019
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Below the Hairline

When a two guys have anal sex in a traditional missionary position while staring each other intently in the eyes.
"Did you hear that Jon fucked Dan below the hairline?"
by Good Food November 26, 2020
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Half-court hairline

**see Chris’s head
Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s
by whyareyouthewaythatyouar3 February 19, 2022
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Pushed my hairline back

When the black negro barber pushes the negro customers hairline back so hard he ages 30 years
Man my barber done fucked me up, my side-chick dont wanna fuck me no more because this negro barber pushed my hairline back
by A White Negro May 27, 2023
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Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 23, 2024
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Kaydosh’s-hairline

A hairline so big it could sink a Ship
Kaydosh’s-hairline was so extraordinary no samurai could top it
by Wensleydale February 4, 2025
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hairlinemaster

A person (usually a man) who is a witch ( even if it is a man) that has complete control over anyone's hairline, the only hairlines that they don't have control over are hairlines of fellow hairlinemaster's.
Don't piss off that hairlinemaster or he will make your hairline start receting.
by Hairlinemaster November 5, 2020
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