Guppet

A person who is a combination between a muppet and a puppet. They are simply tools of an industry or a set of beliefs and is incapable of thinking for themselves. Will often repeat the same quips over and over again, enforce mundane rules, and usually get many people to dislike them. Often confused with a tool, but has full knowledge that he is a corporate whore.

Marie: Ugh that Craig guy always says "cunt-tinue" to try and be cool, and it's so annoying after a while.

Brian: He's a Guppet. Watch out for him, he'll try to be funny and get to be your friend just so he can use you to move up in the world.

by Chris R. I. P. January 11, 2009

Gippergasm

What a Republican has when he touches himself while thinking about Ronald Reagan.

Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall.

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God...!

Jesus, Bob, don't have a Gippergasm.

by knowcebo October 13, 2011

guipetto

A person who possesses unparalleled skills in the art of squiring

That guipetto can build ikea shit like no one else

by ThatNigerianScicilian May 7, 2018

Glipper Glopper

An olden term used by those yoinky sploinkers back in 1434. It means that you eat glip and glop clop.

Hello good sir, Clocker, have you seen the news of that ol' Glipper Glopper ova' in Times New Roman Font?

by Jimberly Nuetron April 26, 2022

Grippers

Grippers are your feet. Feet who's toes can spread on command and feet that look like hands.They are commonly known as grippers.

stella: Put the Grippers down and away

zoee: * spreads toes apart*

by juliettekDR2 April 29, 2022

gripper licker

a person who licks their own feet
gripper=feet

dayum that’s gross she is a gripper licker

by gingerphobic June 29, 2022

Grippers

Gen Z term meaning nasty or ugly feet/toes

Put your grippers away

by Grippers2.0 July 6, 2022