guilty as diddy

when you know you did something but they cant prove it

Dylan: Commits murder with no cameras around

Dylan talking to his lawyer: "Im as guilty as diddy 😂"

Lawyer: "Damn right!"

by MeowzerDefinitions July 7, 2025

guilty

an adjective describing someone so good-looking that looking at them makes you feel guilty.

A: Look at that girl over there!
B: Dame that's a guilty for sure.

by Mr. Aitler Hdolf July 14, 2022

Oh, you’re not guilty!

When someone is acquitted of something with little to no inquiry or investigation.

“Did you do it?”
“No.”
“Oh, you’re not guilty!”

by Hugh Prix November 12, 2018

as guilty as diddy

when you know you did something but they cant prove it

Dylan is in court for murder. When he committed the murder, there was no cameras.

Dylan to his lawyer,: "I'm as guilty as diddy 😂"

Lawyer: "Damn Right" *shoulder pat*

by MeowzerDefinitions July 7, 2025

Guilty looker

When you make random eye contact with a stranger and you both quickly turn away think “Oh god did they see me?”

“I made random eye contact with that guy on the bus” “ I hope he doesn’t think I’m a guilty looker!”

by EggDip March 31, 2022

trump guilty

A case of gelatinous defecation who denies that his shit does not stink.

Secret Service Agent 1: Has the septic tank overflowed again?

Secret Service 2: trump guilty

by trumpblows June 13, 2023

Guilty retreat

Refers to the act of a person leaving a conversation or blocking notifications on a thread without supplying evidence to support their unfounded, unsupported moronic statement.

Hahahaha, a guilty retreat, they've got nothing. Fool!

by PYR0S March 21, 2024