Pint Of Guiness

A pint of guiness is a black man with white hair

Bar Man: What can i get you sir?
Man: A pint of guiness please
Bar Man: One moment please
(bar man brings out a black man with white hair)
Bar Man: There you go sir
Man: Thank you

by AL-en Demp-C November 14, 2010

gudness

Goodness

B blessed n remain sanctified wt gudness.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Guinness bukkake

This act is usually performed by a single female participant and several male participants(preferably Irish or of Irish dependency) It involves the placing of excrement (either directly or indirectly) upon the woman's face and then ejaculation upon the excrement 'base coat'

"What you doing this Friday?"

"oh I have a Guinness bukkake party, want to drop in?"

by lostirishguy June 19, 2013

Guinness

A verb. To ejaculate on a afro carrabian person's head.

"Hey bob, how'd it go with latifa last night?"
"Dude. I gave her a guinness!"

by JackObi December 14, 2008

guinness

The creator of the book of world records.

"His time in the 100 yard dash has just put him in the Guinness Book of World Records, as the fastest human"

by T Mack May 13, 2005

Guiness Sandwich

The art of drinking 2 pints of Guiness before you start a drinking session, and a further 2 pints of Guiness after - Resulting in the most spectacular toilet show the morning after.

"I'll give you £10 if you do a Guiness Sandwich tonight and mess up your Grandmother's toilet in the morning"

by JayxMagyar January 7, 2010

Guiness

A chocky brandishing a tightly permed or back combed blond Afro style hair cut.

is it just me or does that guiness smell funny

by Paddy Black from Ireland May 10, 2009