Granny guff

- The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.

Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?

mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.

by kingledreamer345 June 04, 2011

burly guff

A disfiguring skin condition, for example, oozing sores or a horrible rash.

What’s that on your face? Have you got the burly guff?
He came back from his hike in the woods last week with the burly guff.

by speechpath August 18, 2019

Guff Custard

The substance produced by a shart

The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.

by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017

guff-truck

The vehicle that comes to collect the contents of toilets.

What's that smell?
It's the guff-truck emptying the portaloos. It's OK they'll be gone soon.

by mistafeesh September 07, 2015

Gucci Guff

Gucci guff is awesome and likes to drink hot dog water.Gucci guff is loyal to friends and is a great bestie.Gucci guff got your back all the time doe.

Random person:Hey Gucci guff
Gucci guff:Hey What’s up homie 😎
Random person:Let’s play minecraft

Gucci guff:bet

by Hotdogwatter February 03, 2021

puff guff

Vaginal flatulence; gentle, bubbly, and hilariously extended sound emanating from a (most probably) posh, set of fanny flaps. She retains eye contact throughout. The glorious noise resembles a trumpet nonchalantly bugling underwater through a dense layer of seaweed.

Dude, I headed down south on this poshy washy, and she gave me a face full of puff guff...

by StripedSocks June 09, 2019

guff storm

A large brewing of some serious guffage (fart) in the ass . Wave after wave of guffs

"Gaz was brewing a guff storm to unleash on andy's face"

by err gary hawkes April 02, 2009